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Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:15 pm to meauxses
quote:exactly. A lot of dudes here are showing their ignorance in the fight game
I think you need to reevaluate the difference between professional fighters and the average Joe. No, I could not beat a female mma fighter (assuming we're talking about someone at the UFC level and not some hobbyist) and anyone here that thinks they can would take one kick to the thigh and forget how to walk
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:16 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
without training.....no. im in decent shape but im not in that kind of shape.
anyone saying yes...you better be already training your cardio for that, be a boxer/mma/jit guy or you are flat out lying
you prolly arent knocking her out and she is gonna take you to the ground
in my case it will depend if she taps when i puke on her from exhaustion because that would be happening quickly, thats if i didnt get so tired she taps me quickly. she isnt gonna knock me out, but i would be lucky to land 2 punches also. so its gonna go to the ground and im not in shape to go to the ground. 99.99% of americans arent.
Anyone that has wrestled or rolled understands what i am talking about. its just different.
anyone saying yes...you better be already training your cardio for that, be a boxer/mma/jit guy or you are flat out lying
you prolly arent knocking her out and she is gonna take you to the ground
in my case it will depend if she taps when i puke on her from exhaustion because that would be happening quickly, thats if i didnt get so tired she taps me quickly. she isnt gonna knock me out, but i would be lucky to land 2 punches also. so its gonna go to the ground and im not in shape to go to the ground. 99.99% of americans arent.
Anyone that has wrestled or rolled understands what i am talking about. its just different.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:16 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
very easily
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:16 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
very unlikely. I haven't been in a real fight in a long, long time.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:16 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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Could you beat a 135 pound female mma fighter without training?
My revolver has 6 shots. I think I can hit a target that size with that many attempts.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:19 pm to SG_Geaux
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What are the rules of engagement?
No tune in Tokyo's , purple nurple's , sac slaps or biting..
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:20 pm to billjamin
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Very few people here would have the stamina to not get gassed quickly and then choked out
This is true. But knowing this ahead of time you don’t let her in position to put you in a choke hold. At 54 she have to get me with quickness and surprise. If I get ahold of her and especially if I get her on the ground she is done.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:20 pm to billjamin
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Very few people here would have the stamina to not get gassed quickly and then choked out.
this.
like in a fight to the death...lsupride87 prolly would win. but in an mma match with no training...no you prolly arent because you are gassing in under a min and you arent going to hit her enough to knock her out
i have the strength and previous training to win...but i would get destroyed because im not in fight shape. so would everyone else on this board unless you roll a couple times a week.
only shot is to grab her quickly and slam and mount. but if they are trained judo....good fricking luck
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:20 pm to OweO
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Why do you think this?
I'll answer even though its pointless Chris.
Because I stay in very good cardiovascular shape and lift weights heavily. I also play rugby. So no, a 135lb female regardless of her level of training doesnt stand a chance.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:20 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You can go to many of the BJJ gyms in the area and grapple with some of the female athletes to get a better idea how you would fare. I think some of you would wake up surprised.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:21 pm to mametoo
quote:this is a louisiana based message board but not all of us are cajun midgets
You can go to many of the BJJ gyms in the area and grapple with some of the female athletes to get a better idea how you would fare. I think some of you would wake up surprised.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:21 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Females beat dudes a lot in Jiu Jitsu rolling on the mats. You get a woman professional trained in grappling and striking who’s made it to the UFC level, yea that’s gonna be tough. They are going to be hard to get an accurate punch on. She’ll wait you out and once you go for a big punch or a grab, it will be over.
And let’s be honest, most of the posters in this thread are weak, beta, virgins irl
And let’s be honest, most of the posters in this thread are weak, beta, virgins irl
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:22 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
If you think you could beat a professional fighter you are delusional. You aren’t landing anything and will get submitted with the quickness
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:23 pm to crazyLSUstudent
Thinking a woman 70lbs lighter than you can submit you is unreal. I couldn’t imagine the amount of weakness that would involve for a man
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:23 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You would kill her so easily.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Yes. I could likely beat her by pure size stength alone. I outweigh her by 110 pounds. However, if I'm careless, there's potential for her to put me in a submission hold that I would have no clue on how to get out of.
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:24 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Yes, no shot she could whip me. I am 6'4 270 pounds and in shape
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:24 pm to lsupride87
Your going to be breathing at VO2 max while she is running around the ring tiring your arse out and then she would submit you
Posted on 8/22/23 at 12:24 pm to QJenk
quote:Just snap her arm or leg in half or squeeze the life out of her lungs. She is a woman 100 lbs lighter
However, if I'm careless, there's potential for her to put me in a submission hold that I would have no clue on how to get out of.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 12:25 pm
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