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Could women become obsolete?

Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:14 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117186 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:14 am
All of the pleasure, none of the bullshite

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The manufacturers of a pioneering video game controller that doubles as a virtual reality male sex toy have pulled it off the market after being swamped by demand.

VirtuaDolls is a system which allows hi-tech heavy breathers to strap on a VR helmet, sleep with simulated women and be pleasured by a device which responds to on-screen eroticism.

This could, for instance, allow gamers to watch a cyber-siren twerking whilst the silicon sex toy pulsates in time with her every gyration.

Posted by Schwartz
Member since Nov 2006
27097 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:14 am to
Is there a sandwich making robot yet?
Posted by Fonzarelli
Dallas
Member since Jan 2015
4103 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:15 am to
They've been obsolete for you for years, haven't they?
Posted by WeeWee
Member since Aug 2012
45996 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:16 am to
quote:

Could women become obsolete?



No. There is something in our DNA that craves the real thing, and there is also something in our DNA that attracts us to crazy women. Until those are addressed men will always pick real and crazy pussy over digital pussy.
Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:16 am to
quote:

The manufacturers of a pioneering video game controller that doubles as a virtual reality male sex toy have pulled it off the market after being swamped by demand.

VirtuaDolls is a system which allows hi-tech heavy breathers to strap on a VR helmet, sleep with simulated women and be pleasured by a device which responds to on-screen eroticism.

This could, for instance, allow gamers to watch a cyber-siren twerking whilst the silicon sex toy pulsates in time with her every gyration.


If I know one thing, it's that virtual reality, robots, porn, and anything else will never replicate the pleasure and joy of real female genitalia.
Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:16 am to
Good. Less freaks in the dating pool.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117186 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:16 am to
quote:

They've been obsolete for you for years, haven't they?


All but one.

Moron.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19965 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:17 am to
This stuff wouldn't have a market if nerds could get laid.
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:19 am to
quote:

The manufacturers of a pioneering video game controller that doubles as a virtual reality male sex toy have pulled it off the market after being swamped by demand.


Well, this is a first. "Our product is selling like crazy!" "Then pull it off the market!"
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:24 am to
quote:

gamers to watch a cyber-siren twerking whilst the silicon sex toy pulsates in time with her every gyration.


times are a changing...no more spank bank
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:26 am to

Very much so, especially in Mississippi. Like 40% or some absurd number. Is it the sweet tea?
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34788 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:26 am to
That's for guys who can't get real pussy....
This post was edited on 2/3/16 at 9:27 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117186 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Very much so, especially in Mississippi. Like 40% or some absurd number. Is it the sweet tea?




ISWYDT
Posted by caliegeaux
Member since Aug 2004
12935 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:31 am to
if they can get the stink box to actually stink really nice, they may be on to something. its the curiousity of the scent that draws us in. if there is 100% no chance of getting a stinky pinky...no joy in the chase.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13494 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:32 am to
Nothing can replace having a kinky, submissive 18 year old college freshman kneeling in front of you, waiting.

You can frick a silicone tube, I'll take the young pussy.
This post was edited on 2/3/16 at 9:33 am
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117186 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Nothing can replace having a kinky, submissive 18 year old college freshman kneeling in front of you, waiting.

You can frick a silicone tube, I'll take the young pussy.


You won't get any argument from me. I was just posing the question.

But, take this 20 years into the future and suppose they have Replicants (Tyrell - more human than human) and you can get one of those?
Posted by Walking the Earth
Member since Feb 2013
17464 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:37 am to
At the rate society is going, the males will be too scared to make a move on the robots, too.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41517 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:38 am to
This is gay.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
14043 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:39 am to
When the female sex robot has a malfunction that might hurt, pp gone
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 2/3/16 at 9:42 am to
quote:

When the female sex robot has a malfunction that might hurt, pp gone


Meh. You run that risk with the real crazy bitches too.
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