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Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:31 pm to Festus
That damn cat looks high
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:33 pm to BlackAdam
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You would get torn up in the process, but yes a human could. You would have to fight your basic urges. When that thing latches on to you, your instinct will be to throw it off, but the proper move is to keep it close so you can overwhelm it with your size.
I wonder if that's really instinct or behavior learned during our coddled lives. An ordinary person's big brain could be a handicap in such a situation, reflecting on lacerations and what the copay will be, desire to avoid further injury, etc. Realizing it's a fight to the death is a hurdle that must be overcome, hopefully before you're shredded to pieces.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:34 pm to Spaceman Spiff
That taxidermist was high.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:35 pm to Spock's Eyebrow
The brain stem makes those decisions, fight or flight.
Me, ain't no way I'm fighting a bobcat for fun.
Me, ain't no way I'm fighting a bobcat for fun.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:36 pm to 14&Counting
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Yeah - you don't want to frick with them.
Your best bet would be to grab it (if you could) by the hind legs and beat it against a tree or rock.
It would not be a pleasant encounter.
On another note, has anyone ever eaten one? Do they taste like chicken?
(inb4:first you make a roux).
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:36 pm to alphaandomega
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Your best bet would be to grab it (if you could) by the hind legs and beat it against a tree or rock.
I would pay to see that attempt
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:39 pm to StringedInstruments
People comparing a wild cat to a house cat are high.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:42 pm to cattus
A feral cat or a tom with an attitude is something you don't want to frick with.
I had a Tom that would attack anybody who got close to him while he was eating. Shocking behavior for a house cat.
I had a Tom that would attack anybody who got close to him while he was eating. Shocking behavior for a house cat.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:43 pm to cattus
People thinking a 20 lbs cat can overpower a grown man are giant pussies, he will bit you and then you will kill him in seconds, will it leave a few marcs, yes, but this is silly.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:44 pm to celltech1981
Uh, a Lynx IS a Bobcat, more specifically, Lynx is the species in which Bobcat falls under.
Carry on.
Carry on.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:48 pm to Pecker
The shite kind of steroids are those bobcats on?
I think that's a lynx.
Most bobcats I've killed have been pretty damn small.
I think that's a lynx.
Most bobcats I've killed have been pretty damn small.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:48 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Are we talking about OT men here? Pshaw, all of us could kill a full grown Grizzly with our bare hands. Hell , one time I was out swimming in the ocean and a dolphin had to save a Great White from ME!!
Chuck Norris, is that you?
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:50 pm to StringedInstruments
I've killed a lion with my bare hands and a grizzly bear with just a hunting knife. The lion I jumped on his back holding on to the mane and gouged his eyes out and jammed my fingers into his brain. The bear I ducked his swipe and caught him in the jugular with a knife
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:51 pm to MikeBRLA
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I'd knock that thing out with one punch.....it's a cat for Christ's sake.
I don't see how. You're not going to sneak up on a bobcat...that's your only shot, imo. Once that cat engages you, I think you're done. One swipe of his paws across you neck and it's game over for you. Or, maybe he'll leap over you and come down with his jaws around you neck...game over.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:51 pm to smoked hog
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Bobcats normally choke out in 30 seconds or so.
How would your possess this knowledge?Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:52 pm to Walt OReilly
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A guy I used to know went around snapping pitbulls necks. He was eventually caught and spent a year in juvie. I'm guessing it would be the same thing as killing a bobcat
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn!!!! Chuck Norris, is that you?
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:54 pm to StringedInstruments
Your first problem is holding onto a squirming, biting, clawing bobcat. It will trying its damndest to escape.
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:54 pm to Techdog89
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn!!!! Chuck Norris, is that you?
Somewhere right now there is a group of Bobcat's sitting around "hey any of yall think you could take Chuck Norris on?"
Posted on 10/10/17 at 2:55 pm to TigerCoon
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Your first problem is holding onto a squirming, biting, clawing bobcat. It will trying its damndest to escape.
I think people are underestimating their strength
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