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re: Cottonmouth 1, Man 0

Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:52 pm to
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Yep, heard that all my life.


Snakes will definitely bite under water. Trust me on this one.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
21974 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:55 pm to
fricking water moccasins. I hate those evil shits.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66937 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:56 pm to
quote:

Don't google 'cottonmouth bite' and look at the images while you're eating.
Too late, but I could eat pizza while watching heart surgery. This was the best result, BTW.

Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

This was the best result, BTW.
play stupid games. . . .
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:03 pm to
Sounds like the girlfriend got lucky losing this dumbass.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:09 pm to
Rest in peace Gilbert
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77953 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

"Cole said that despite his girlfriend's pleas for De Leon to go to a hospital, the man refused and instead went home."

Ok I'm upset the man lost his life, obviously but man what a dumbass.

Rattlesnakes are dangerous but they will at least warn you when you're close to them. Cottonmouths are just big, fat and mean.
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 8:12 pm
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
16887 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:12 pm to
Damn. Ran across two copperheads in the woods today.

Should have called the ambalance
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
91136 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:18 pm to
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more like Darwin 1, Man 0


I'd say more like cottonmouth 2, man 0
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:20 pm to
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My grandfather was bit by a cottonmouth while swimming in some water hole in kentwood when he was a kid


Mine as well while farming. He spent a couple of days in bed but never went to the doctor. Of course, he was the hardest SOB I have ever met though.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

quote:
"Cole said that despite his girlfriend's pleas for De Leon to go to a hospital, the man refused and instead went home."

to Jesus.


:rimshot:
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20750 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:29 pm to
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My grandfather was bit by a cottonmouth while swimming in some water hole in kentwood when he was a kid


Thanks for sharing?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77953 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:30 pm to
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He spent a couple of days in bed but never went to the doctor. Of course, he was the hardest SOB I have ever met though.

He didn't get bit by a cottonmouth then.
Posted by Janky
Team Primo
Member since Jun 2011
35957 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:31 pm to
Ok.
Posted by chilge1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2009
12139 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:32 pm to
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
109037 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Mine as well while farming. He spent a couple of days in bed but never went to the doctor. Of course, he was the hardest SOB I have ever met though.



Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:38 pm to
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"A Nixa, Missouri, man who waded into the James River on Friday was bitten on both legs by a venomous snake and died Saturday." "His girlfriend reported that he yelled he'd been bitten by a snake and got out of the river to find he'd been bitten twice — once on each leg," Cole said. "I'm not sure what kind of snake bit him, but the only venomous water snake I'm aware of is a cottonmouth. It could have been something else, but we just don't know." "Cole said that despite his girlfriend's pleas for De Leon to go to a hospital, the man refused and instead went home."


Redneck people problems.
Posted by AU86
Member since Aug 2009
26257 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:45 pm to
He was no Shelby Stanga.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
21542 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:07 pm to
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"They went to bed and she reported he was snoring more loudly than usual. The next morning when she woke up, she found him dead."


He went to sleep and woke up dead.
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

more like Darwin 1, Man 0
More like Cottonmouth 1, Ignorance/Stubborbness 0
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