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Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:55 pm to beejon
fricking water moccasins. I hate those evil shits.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:56 pm to beejon
quote:Too late, but I could eat pizza while watching heart surgery. This was the best result, BTW.
Don't google 'cottonmouth bite' and look at the images while you're eating.

Posted on 5/28/15 at 7:59 pm to blueboy
quote:play stupid games. . . .
This was the best result, BTW.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:03 pm to beejon
Sounds like the girlfriend got lucky losing this dumbass.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:11 pm to beejon
quote:
"Cole said that despite his girlfriend's pleas for De Leon to go to a hospital, the man refused and instead went home."
Ok I'm upset the man lost his life, obviously but man what a dumbass.
Rattlesnakes are dangerous but they will at least warn you when you're close to them. Cottonmouths are just big, fat and mean.
This post was edited on 5/28/15 at 8:12 pm
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:12 pm to beejon
Damn. Ran across two copperheads in the woods today.
Should have called the ambalance
Should have called the ambalance
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:18 pm to Fearthehat0307
quote:
more like Darwin 1, Man 0
I'd say more like cottonmouth 2, man 0
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:20 pm to LSUsmartass
quote:
My grandfather was bit by a cottonmouth while swimming in some water hole in kentwood when he was a kid
Mine as well while farming. He spent a couple of days in bed but never went to the doctor. Of course, he was the hardest SOB I have ever met though.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:25 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
quote:
"Cole said that despite his girlfriend's pleas for De Leon to go to a hospital, the man refused and instead went home."
to Jesus.
:rimshot:
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:29 pm to LSUsmartass
quote:
My grandfather was bit by a cottonmouth while swimming in some water hole in kentwood when he was a kid
Thanks for sharing?
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:30 pm to Janky
quote:
He spent a couple of days in bed but never went to the doctor. Of course, he was the hardest SOB I have ever met though.
He didn't get bit by a cottonmouth then.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:36 pm to Janky
quote:
Mine as well while farming. He spent a couple of days in bed but never went to the doctor. Of course, he was the hardest SOB I have ever met though.

Posted on 5/28/15 at 8:38 pm to beejon
quote:
"A Nixa, Missouri, man who waded into the James River on Friday was bitten on both legs by a venomous snake and died Saturday." "His girlfriend reported that he yelled he'd been bitten by a snake and got out of the river to find he'd been bitten twice — once on each leg," Cole said. "I'm not sure what kind of snake bit him, but the only venomous water snake I'm aware of is a cottonmouth. It could have been something else, but we just don't know." "Cole said that despite his girlfriend's pleas for De Leon to go to a hospital, the man refused and instead went home."
Redneck people problems.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:07 pm to AU86
quote:
"They went to bed and she reported he was snoring more loudly than usual. The next morning when she woke up, she found him dead."
He went to sleep and woke up dead.
Posted on 5/28/15 at 9:16 pm to Fearthehat0307
quote:More like Cottonmouth 1, Ignorance/Stubborbness 0
more like Darwin 1, Man 0
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