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Coronavirus Shoplifter ‘Projectile Pooped’ During Shoplifting Arrest at Walmart

Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted by lammo
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:40 pm
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Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:42 pm to
if someone posts the it's my fetish gif...
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:43 pm to
Sounds like a pretty shitty situation.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted by TexasTiger90
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:44 pm to
Loss prevention be like
This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 2:46 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:45 pm to
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The report read: “She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defecating all over the office.

“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:47 pm to
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“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup
I keep mentally picturing Neo bullet-time dodging terds.
Posted by TexasTiger90
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces

Posted by Drew Brews
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

The report read: “She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defecating all over the office.

“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”


If anyone was wondering why we can't replicate Sweden's success in containing the virus..... here you go.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:49 pm to
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Projectile Pooped

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Posted by TexasTiger90
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:50 pm to
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Ronaldo Burgundiaz

How is this the first time I'm seeing this
Posted by atxfan
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:51 pm to
The person who had to clean up her mess should be entitled to 5 open handed bitch slaps of this vile human.
Posted by PiscesTiger
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:53 pm to
And this was NOT in Florida!
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:53 pm to
and like magic, this ad shows up on TD.com

Posted by Corso
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Posted by YouAre8Up
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:09 pm to
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and like magic, this ad shows up on TD.com


Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:19 pm to
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The report also mentioned that once Dearing became aware of her arrest, she got up and started screaming unintelligibly in an unidentified language.


We have a shite demon on the loose
Posted by VeniVidiVici
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:24 pm to
I thought shoplifting was no longer illegal...
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