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Coronavirus Shoplifter ‘Projectile Pooped’ During Shoplifting Arrest at Walmart
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:40 pm
gwoss LINK
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:42 pm to lammo
if someone posts the it's my fetish gif... 
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:43 pm to lammo
Sounds like a pretty shitty situation.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:44 pm to lammo
Loss prevention be like


This post was edited on 4/15/20 at 2:46 pm
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:45 pm to TexasTiger90
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The report read: “She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defecating all over the office.
“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:47 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:I keep mentally picturing Neo bullet-time dodging terds.
“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:47 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces

Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:48 pm to Green Chili Tiger
quote:
The report read: “She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defecating all over the office.
“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”
If anyone was wondering why we can't replicate Sweden's success in containing the virus..... here you go.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:50 pm to Ronaldo Burgundiaz
quote:How is this the first time I'm seeing this
Ronaldo Burgundiaz
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:51 pm to lammo
The person who had to clean up her mess should be entitled to 5 open handed bitch slaps of this vile human.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 2:53 pm to lammo
and like magic, this ad shows up on TD.com


Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:09 pm to MorbidTheClown
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and like magic, this ad shows up on TD.com
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:19 pm to lammo
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The report also mentioned that once Dearing became aware of her arrest, she got up and started screaming unintelligibly in an unidentified language.
We have a shite demon on the loose
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:24 pm to lammo
I thought shoplifting was no longer illegal...
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