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re: Coronavirus Shoplifter ‘Projectile Pooped’ During Shoplifting Arrest at Walmart
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:31 pm to lammo
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:31 pm to lammo
quote:
The report read: “She then proceeded to pull the dress she was wearing up, exposing her body underneath and again started projectile defecating all over the office.
“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up and kept yelling and screaming at everyone around. After she put her dress down, she kept saying that she had the Coronavirus and wanted treatment.”
Oh hell no.
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Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:36 pm to blueboxer1119
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“[The officer] backed up into the corner in the office to avoid the flying feces and called for backup. The female continued to hold her dress up
I originallt missed the point where she threatened the officer by pointing a loaded butthole at him.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:36 pm to blueboxer1119
quote:Uhhh, not anymore.
given Dearing’s relatively clean record
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:37 pm to lammo
If she was stealing Imodium I would give her a pass
Posted on 4/15/20 at 3:50 pm to lammo
quote:
The local district attorney Ashley Welch determined that, given Dearing’s relatively clean record,
WTF? Not at all a clean record
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:03 pm to lammo
Sounds like those cops were in a shitty situation.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:11 pm to lammo
Cop should’ve shot her.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:11 pm to lammo
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The local district attorney Ashley Welch determined that, given Dearing’s relatively clean record, her crimes were not worthy of a prison sentence, although she had spent 4 days behind bars until her guilty plea.
And that is why they continually re-offend, no consequences.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:22 pm to lammo
Some people tell the Aristocrats.
She performed it.
She performed it.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:40 pm to VeniVidiVici
quote:
I thought shoplifting was no longer illegal...
Only in Democrat infested enclaves.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:42 pm to lammo
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The local district attorney Ashley Welch determined that, given Dearing’s relatively clean record...
Relatively clean.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 4:50 pm to lammo
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Coronavirus Shoplifter ‘Projectile Pooped’ During Shoplifting Arrest at Walmart
quote:
The local district attorney Ashley Welch determined that, given Dearing’s relatively clean record, her crimes were not worthy of a prison sentence, although she had spent 4 days behind bars until her guilty plea.
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:08 pm to bakersman
I’d love to shoot the shite with her, get the whole story
Posted on 4/15/20 at 5:44 pm to lammo
Sounds like a job for the San Fran Poop Patrol.
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