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Conspiracy thread of the day: Is there any gold left in Fort Knox?

Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:59 am
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132704 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 7:59 am
Government hasnt proven any reserves there since the early 70s. Could well be empty.

Or maybe they are keeping that malaysian air 787 in there.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76227 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:00 am to
I heard a Boh Bros. Barge knocked a hole in Fort Knox and all of the gold leaked out about ten years ago.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19848 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:05 am to
There was when they filmed Battlefield Earth.

Addition to the conspiracy: The Scientologists have the gold.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
77922 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:18 am to
Goldfinger stole it all back in the 60's
Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
903 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:21 am to
Aliens man, aliens
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge and Northshore LA
Member since Sep 2006
38468 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:23 am to
Why would they have to prove reserves?
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26160 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:35 am to
There was in the 90s.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:37 am to
Gold is for suckers and losers. The real money is in Alpacas.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6165 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:40 am to
The conspiracy is that there never was any gold there...
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94747 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 8:45 am to
Maybe Geraldo should investigate...
Posted by Tiger Nation 84
Member since Dec 2011
36656 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:11 am to
Ive heard that they have moved the gold to a hidden place so terrorist wouldnt know where it was.
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85582 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:16 am to
quote:

ve heard that they have moved the gold to a hidden place so terrorist wouldnt know where it was.

The government needs to worry more about its Bitcoin reserves.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33756 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:16 am to
There's probably shitloads of gold in there.....

....that doesn't belong to the U.S.

Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178363 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:16 am to
No. I cleaned it all out playing those Wild Wolf slot machines.
This post was edited on 8/24/15 at 9:17 am
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
21335 posts
Posted on 8/24/15 at 9:32 am to
Ft. Knox is for tourists.


--Simon Gruber
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