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re: Considering getting clipped. Need info

Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:41 pm to
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7446 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:41 pm to
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Have to jerk off in a cup for a few days for them to make sure all your lil swimmers are out.


You took one for the team and couldn't get the other half to suck them out?

My wife got some plastic looking contraption inserted. Nobody is cutting on my boys.
This post was edited on 4/21/20 at 8:42 pm
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
12079 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:43 pm to
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“post vasectomy pain syndrome”

This happened to me. I had the snip about 10 years ago. No regrets. But about 6 mos post op, I started getting a shooting pain in my sack about 5 seconds after I got off. It would subside to a dull throb after a minute or two. But honestly, what is the point of being alive if it hurts to ejaculate?

Anyhow, I went to several pain guys and specialists and all that. And they basically said the same thing. That it would go away in a few years. And to their credit, it did. So about 5 years post op it stopped hurting all together.

I would do it all again. But at the same time, I wish I had known that post vasectomy pain syndrome was a real thing before I dove in.
Posted by CuyahogaTigerJr
Northeast ohio
Member since Aug 2018
2322 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:45 pm to
frick THAT shite... also got 3 kids, 3 months 4&7years ... sorry not gonna happen... wouldn’t be prudent
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8729 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:50 pm to
Got mine on a Friday morning and was back to work Monday morning. Followed my Drs exact orders: buy a pack of briefs a size to small so your nuts cant hang down, lay on the couch all weekend and only get up to use the bathroom, keep an ice pack on your balls while laying on couch all weekend. Worked out perfect for me. You can’t tell the difference when you nut to answer the second part of your question.
Posted by tha mastablasta
Somewhere over the rainbow
Member since Jan 2012
533 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:52 pm to
Follow up question, is it covered by insurance?
Posted by LSUChamp06
Kansas City
Member since Nov 2007
2859 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:52 pm to
Do it. Walk crooked for a few days. Can’t lift weights for 7 days. Takes about 20-25 finishes to rid all the sperm from your loads. Soo, like 2 or 3 days. Does not negatively impact performance or libido. It cost me $640.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22750 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:53 pm to
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Best money I ever spent


I paid $30 to have mine done. Did it in the office on A Friday Afternoon and I was back at work on Monday, but I did take it very easy.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8729 posts
Posted on 4/21/20 at 8:57 pm to
Mine was about 12 years ago and it was covered by insurance. They would rather pay to have your balls snipped than pay for more children.
Posted by ethan_fischer
Member since Oct 2019
5 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 4:05 pm to
>I was in your boat 5 years ago and stumbled onto an Internet forum for “post vasectomy pain syndrome” that scared me shitless.

That would be www.postvasectomypain.org

There is also a subreddit at www.reddit.com/r/postvasectomypain

Only 1-2% have this issue, but yes it can lower your quality of life permanently.
Posted by captainahab
Highway Trio8
Member since Dec 2014
1636 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 4:10 pm to
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I’ve researched on my own and consulted physicians


It is a simple procedure so I checked with the LSU Vet School and asked them if they could do it. I was in and out in 30 minutes at a third of the price.
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1714 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 4:58 pm to
Had it done over 15 years ago. No issues. Works great, lasts long time. Follow your docs instructions. It's great, covered by insurance no problem.
Posted by Cajunlostincali
Honkyville
Member since Sep 2018
570 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 5:06 pm to
Rubber band ligation. Horribly underrated procedure one can do in the comfort of home quarantine. Get the family involved, it's a hoot
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
19039 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 5:07 pm to
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Considering getting clipped


Just pull out dude. No surgery needed.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
17980 posts
Posted on 4/22/20 at 5:12 pm to
Didn't bother reading all the responses but I had it done when I was in my late 40's and surely didn't want any more kids at that age.

Piece of cake as far as the procedure and recovery in my case. It was done right there in the Urologists office one afternoon and when done I got in my truck and drove home.

No real pain, just some slight discomfort for a couple days and once given the all clear by the Dr. there was no difference in the sex life other than how much you ejaculate. Being at peace of mind that kids were not in our future actually helped improve the spontaneity of our sex life.

Then about 5 years later the wife started having issues on her end and wound up getting a hysterectomy, so we're both spayed now.
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