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'Consent Condoms' Will Soon be Available for the OT

Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:59 pm
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
60984 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 3:59 pm
quote:

This New Condom, Which Requires Four Hands to Open, Makes a Powerful Statement About Consent

A new condom from Tulipán, an Argentinian sex toy company, is designed in such a way that it requires four hands to open it.

Located along the edges of the condom box are four different sets of buttons. According to the video, in order to open the package, one person presses on two adjacent sets of buttons, while at the same time, a second person gets the other two.




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Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29684 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:00 pm to
Guess I need to start teaching my dick how to press a button
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
38752 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:00 pm to
I’ll just put my balls on 2 corners and use my hands for the other 2 corners
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63270 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:02 pm to
Man, heaven forbid you have to try to open that childproof shite when drunk!
Posted by joshwj93
Member since Feb 2019
627 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:03 pm to
Do rapists care about condoms?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:05 pm to
Wouldn’t work with this guy

Posted by InwardJim
Member since Dec 2018
656 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:06 pm to
Are you supposed to hold onto it after as proof?

Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16897 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:06 pm to
Exactly...Some socialist came up with this idea..not well thought out.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39215 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

This New Condom, Which Requires Four Hands to Open,


fricking ableist pieces of shite.

#ThinkAboutOneArmAmy
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

Man, heaven forbid you have to try to open that childproof shite when drunk!

You can't consent when you're drunk. No consent condom for you.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132599 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:09 pm to
Whats a condom?
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:10 pm to
Oh no, she won't open the condom with me. However will I put my dick in her otherwise?
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10213 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:11 pm to
I guess amputees are screwed.
Posted by joshwj93
Member since Feb 2019
627 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:16 pm to
quote:

I guess amputees are screwed.




Not literally
Posted by Marco Esquandolas
Member since Jul 2013
11878 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:17 pm to
What about the handicapped? They are discriminating.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76129 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:22 pm to
No wonder the one-armed man killed Richard Kimble’s wife.

Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128534 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:28 pm to
Jokes on them, I have monkey toes
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82321 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:29 pm to
quote:

Do rapists care about condoms?



Kind of the point. Use one of these and she had to help you open it. Gives you a solid defense against #metoo.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109158 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:31 pm to
That is dumb.

Everyone knows it’s better to FaceTime your lawyer with the girl and get her recorded consent. Sheesh
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32429 posts
Posted on 4/6/19 at 4:36 pm to
I guess I’ll have to use the chloroform before I get the condom.
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