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re: Common Sense/Life Lessons you would share with other people

Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:01 pm to
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56290 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:01 pm to
quote:

Don't fap with shampoo
or toothpaste

never lick a steak knife
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4524 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:05 pm to
If you eat those hot peanuts at a football game, wash your hands before you piss


If you ever go back in time, don't step on anything.


Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel


Don't let em Give you any of that flank steak bullshite - try the London broil.


Women. You can't live with em. ....can you pass the beer nuts.
Posted by lsusa
Doing Missionary work for LSU
Member since Oct 2005
4524 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:06 pm to
Oh.....how could I forget....

You can't drink all day,
If you don't start in the morning.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18498 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:15 pm to
Don't be a fool, stay in school
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72596 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:15 pm to
If you don't have a land line, and I know they are quickly disappearing, then place a card in your wallet that states your cell phone number. Something like this, "If found, please call me at 225-123-4567..And yes, you young morons, I am talking to you.

Return harsh words with quiet calm....It is very intimidating and makes people wonder what is really going on.

Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
2495 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:17 pm to
Life is so much more than money and sex!, become a legend! by being righteous!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62749 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:17 pm to
Wait to jack off if you work security on a NFL football field.
Posted by Paul Allen
Montauk, NY
Member since Nov 2007
75172 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:18 pm to
Don't underestimate the other guy's greed.

Fake it till you make it.

A Hossa is a pig that don't fly straight.
Posted by tennvol
Member since Nov 2014
2495 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:24 pm to
"fake it till you make it" seems so... youeee
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:25 pm to
Don't talk shite if you're not ready to get hit.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260203 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:29 pm to
your biggest competitor is yourself. Stop worrying about what everyone else is doing
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20024 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:29 pm to
Call a spade a spade - some people don't like it if you are honest but you will be respected for doing so.

Be kind to others and ignore assholes.

Never let anything come between you and family. Clear any issues quickly.

Make yourself happy, others can't do it for you.





Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11221 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:30 pm to
Marry for reality, not potential.

Posted by DupontsCircle
Dupont Circle
Member since Jun 2016
5823 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:31 pm to
Measure twice, cut once
Posted by lsubuddy
houma, la
Member since Jul 2014
4295 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:43 pm to
Don't let your affection get you an infection , put some protection on your erection! !
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:49 pm to
Never miss an opportunity to tell your family you love them. You never know when you will no longer be able to.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 10:50 pm
Posted by Gings5
HTX
Member since Jul 2016
7965 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 10:50 pm to
Don't eat yellow snow.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5095 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:08 pm to
Always drink upstream from the herd.
If someone is willing to lie to you, they will also steal from you.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 11:10 pm
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:10 pm to
Rubbing one out at a Chargers game is wrong
Posted by Tiny Rick
In a vat in the garage
Member since Jan 2016
1517 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:13 pm to
Never judge yourself based on what you see of others. People typically only let you see their "highlight reel"
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