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re: Colorado man kills mountain lion with bare hands

Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53049 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:14 pm to
Why did you leave? It would be hard for me to pry myself away from Colorado.
Posted by p&g
Dixie
Member since Jun 2005
12995 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:18 pm to
Sounds like something I’d prob do



I’d rather it be a thug POS pit bull though.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 6:19 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

My back yard was The Flatirons/Front range foothills. I hiked five/six days a week for ten years. It's why I lived there. Think of it as the daily run. So thousands is appropriate.
Well, I can't find a gif of a ref waving off a penalty, so my assholery has to stand and my decision is final. You'll have to take it up with the league office.
This post was edited on 2/5/19 at 6:22 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
85216 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:29 pm to
Because I am a colossal dumbass and moved my wife back to Louisiana so she could be with family. More proof that no good deed goes unpunished.
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3017 posts
Posted on 2/5/19 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

I’m guessing if you search there is a thread talking about if a human could kill a mountain lion with their bear hands. This guy was probably one on the .5% that said yes. He proved all us bitches wrong.


Actually the % would be pretty high if everyone had bear hands.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
7037 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 11:05 am to
quote:

juvenile mountain lion


So the killed a baby lion in self defense.
Posted by QJenk
Atl, Ga
Member since Jan 2013
17135 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 11:36 am to
This man has the ultimate bar story for a lifetime. frick that if i ever came face to face with a lion I would likely shite myself immediately.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23312 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 11:37 am to
If it was actually 40 lbs I wonder where the momma was as I'd assume that is a juvenile that would normally be with its mother still. 40lbs makes a little more sense as it was probably still very inexperienced in protecting itself and killing.

Still though, I wouldn't want to have to choke out a 5-10 lb house cat with claws. 40lbs is an impressive size cat to take down bare handed.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21764 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 11:54 am to
He swung his massive balls, crushing the wind pipe of the beast, then he smoked a no-filter Marlboro and ate a rare steak while watching it suffocate. An OT 9.8 female runner also came upon the scene and fell to her knees to perform oral copulation on him, just because.

That's the story I heard. No reason to dispute it.
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
21764 posts
Posted on 2/6/19 at 11:57 am to
quote:

if a human could kill a mountain lion with their bear hands.


Would be quite a battle for sure.

Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
55924 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:31 am to
DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY.

quote:

Ty Petersburg, a biologist with Colorado Parks and Wildlife, says that in the two hours between when officers were told of the attack and when they arrived on scene, the lion’s organs had been eaten by other animals.




LINK
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19940 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:34 am to
he had the arm bar if he wanted it
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24405 posts
Posted on 2/12/19 at 11:34 am to
quote:

two hours between when officers were told of the attack and when they arrived on scene, the lion’s organs had been eaten by other animals.


Nature continuing to be metal as frick.
Posted by sugar71
NOLA
Member since Jun 2012
9967 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

If it was actually 40 lbs I wonder where the momma was as I'd assume that is a juvenile that would normally be with its mother still.


Necropsy complete & it was a 3-4 month old "kitten" . 24lbs. but presumed 35 lbs before being slightly scavenged.

Presumed orphaned.
This post was edited on 3/1/19 at 1:03 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
77916 posts
Posted on 3/1/19 at 1:44 pm to
So he killed a 35 pound, orphaned, 3 month old kitten. Not quite what the media or the title of this thread lead one to believe.
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