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re: Colonoscopy.... How do you drink that stuff?!?!

Posted on 3/5/25 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
787 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 4:58 pm to
Clenpiq two little bottles tastes like cranberry mix it with some apple juice and good to go.
This post was edited on 3/5/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
52310 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:09 pm to
Posted by MISSOURI WALTZ
Wolf Island, MO
Member since Feb 2016
927 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:12 pm to
Mix it with vodka and chug it.
Posted by Lakefront-Tiger
Da Lakefront
Member since Nov 2004
6017 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:12 pm to
Its actually better than Tamiflu
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
16195 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:20 pm to
Did one 4 years ago and then one early last month. Close enough to remember last time to try something different. It’s an awful experience (prep).
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11948 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:21 pm to
The numbers seem to indicate that colonoscopy's are not the best SCREENING test, and there is more research that points to the polyps being removed is actually unnecessary. There are some new lab methods that can better screen for colon cancers and other cancers in general but getting approval is going to be SLOW. Hopefully we start trials soon and I will just have them run my blood, it is detecting pancreatic and colon cancers 5X better than the current methods we are using. Going from 15-20% detection to 90+ is a game changer.

You will never have the guy that makes most of his money performing colonoscopy's to not recommend them... GP's don't know enough. New lab methods are coming... between FDA approval and doctors not trusting hard data it might be decades before recommendations change though.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14647 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:21 pm to
you can now shite in a box and mail it in
true story
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
16195 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 5:23 pm to
They were checking a diverticulitis issue, so that wasn’t an option.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
79551 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:04 pm to
I don't get it. Drinking that stuff was no big deal at all to me.

Most beers taste way worse
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
3772 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:07 pm to
Reading this as I sit on the toilet shitting my brains out in preparation for the colonoscopy at 10:30 tomorrow. Didn’t think the drink was that bad to be honest. Tasted like a bad energy drink.
Posted by H newman
Member since Oct 2021
1690 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:16 pm to
After the last swallow bite a lemon. Cuts the taste instantly
Posted by H newman
Member since Oct 2021
1690 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:19 pm to
Two tablespoons of Epsom salts in 9 ozs water will do it
Posted by 21zereaux
Member since Aug 2017
1520 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:22 pm to
The last time I had one I chilled the drink, chugged it, and then had some warm/hot broth as a chaser. It cut the taste significantly.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2116 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:40 pm to
Take a big glug of that nasty shite and follow it up with a similar size gulp of apple juice. As to the diet day, beef or chicken broth.
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
33847 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

you can now shite in a box and mail it in
true story


Pretty sure that only detects cancer that exists. The whole point of a colonoscopy is to 1) find polyps, 2) remove them, and 3) confirm that none are precancerous. The poop box, as far as I know, does none of those things.

Had my first colonoscopy this year...being hungry and having to get up early to finish prep were the worst parts. The drink tasted like old school gatorade. It was fine. I just put my next glass in the freezer immediately after finishing the previous.
This post was edited on 3/5/25 at 6:50 pm
Posted by OntarioTiger
Canada
Member since Nov 2007
2209 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:50 pm to
Miralax and lemon lime Gatorade was tolerable. Will push for the pills next time.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
213221 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:56 pm to
Well I’ve had to flush my system like 12 times and I found the key to it. About three days before I have to start prepping I take a couple exlax. I’m to the point I only have to drink one of the bottles of prep and I’m cleaned out way before any procedure I’m getting.
Posted by Success
Member since Sep 2015
1874 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 6:56 pm to
You insurance determines the prep you get. Your doctor could care less. When the scheduler calls to screen you, they look at your insurance and check the box with whatever one your insurance approves.

Now your doctor could specifically order one over the other and get preauthorization for it. But your insurance company will want an explanation. For example, previous you completed X prep and were still dirty. Then they can get clearance for the other prep.
Posted by GRIZZ
PRAIRIEVILLE
Member since Nov 2009
5756 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 7:14 pm to
Should have taken the pills.
Posted by WM88
West Monroe
Member since Aug 2004
1845 posts
Posted on 3/5/25 at 7:19 pm to
Have had 3 colonoscopies.
High risk...Cancerous polyps first time.

Honestly just man up and drink as fast as you can.

Wife couldn't do it and ended up doing the mail.
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