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re: "Cold as a _______________" - in anticipation of the incoming vortex...
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:45 am to fr33manator
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:45 am to fr33manator
Cold as a meterolgist trying to sell this "polar vortex" shite.
It was called a front or a blue northern when I was growning up....now they name the storm and call them polar vortex as a fear mongering tactic......Total BS
It was called a front or a blue northern when I was growning up....now they name the storm and call them polar vortex as a fear mongering tactic......Total BS
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Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:46 am to udtiger
Colder than polar bear toenails
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:47 am to udtiger
It's not a vortex. It's an artic blast.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:47 am to fr33manator
quote:
Yeti's taint
Ironically that is the warmest part on a Yeti.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:48 am to Btrtigerfan
quote:
cold as a funeral drum. -- Pink Floyd
wasn't it
I feel cold as razor blade
Tight as a tourniquet
Dry as a funeral drum
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:49 am to crash1211
It's colder than Elsa's count.
For all the parents.
For all the parents.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:50 am to udtiger
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:50 am to OleBallCoach
quote:
now they name the storm
Eh, only the idiots on the weather channel do that, to make themselves seem much more important than they really are.
Oh.. and my go to is "It's cold as shite outside."
This post was edited on 11/12/14 at 10:51 am
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:52 am to ugasickem
quote:
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow.
My Papaw used to say that. My Grandma would look at him, she her head and say "Thomas."
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:54 am to udtiger
HRC's cooter.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:55 am to ugasickem
quote:
Colder than a witches titty in a brass bra doing push ups in the snow.
that's fricking cold!
Posted on 11/12/14 at 10:56 am to crash1211
quote:
Wasn't it, I feel cold as razor blade Tight as a tourniquet Dry as a funeral drum
Yes. Yes it was.
I was wrong.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:06 am to Btrtigerfan
So cold you need to bring the brass monkees inside.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:06 am to udtiger
Colder than two penguins fricken on a glacier
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:07 am to udtiger
whore's heart
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:07 am to Fusaichi Pegasus
quote:
mothefricker
Yeah this is my "go-to"….even though I am not sure what it means...
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:11 am to udtiger
Cold a polar bear's dingle berry.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:37 am to udtiger
I always say "cold as balls".
I'm not sure why, doesn't make much sense, but frick it, it's what I say.......
I'm not sure why, doesn't make much sense, but frick it, it's what I say.......
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:45 am to Boondock Saint
I don't want to hear any bitching from you guys. It was 5° on the way into work this morning.
Posted on 11/12/14 at 11:48 am to MountainTiger
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It was 5° on the way into work this morning.
dry cold
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