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Click Here If You Want To Read A Cool Story, Bro.

Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:35 pm
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10158 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:35 pm
I went to Chic Fil A for lunch today, and it didn't go so well. I really went just for a medium black coffee, but when I saw that the line in the drive thru was pretty long I figured I'd order a meal with a coffee so I didn't come off as the prick who just waited in a long arse line for a coffee. For whatever reason I like their coffee over Starbucks, McDs, DS, etc. Typically when I ask for coffee there in the mid afternoon they have to brew another pot, and that takes 5 minutes so I was prepared to wait. As I mentioned before, the line in the drive thru was long enough so the coffee should be ready by the time I get to the window. The guy who takes my order informs me that it'll be 5 minutes for the new coffee pot to be ready, so I looked at the time when I placed my order and sure enough it took 5 minutes to get to the window and pay. The first thing th guy says is, "You had the coffee right?", I say yes, and he says, "We're sorry we just now started brewing a new pot...it'll be five more minutes. You can pull up to the side and wait for someone to bring your coffee and meal." I respond in a frustrated manner, "No, I'll have a sweet tea instead." He then asks if I want the receipt, to which I reply no. He extends the receipt out to me after handing me back my card, and I just look at him till he realizes what I had said 2 seconds ago. This guy had to be high school age or maybe even college, and I looked at the other workers surrounding him who were all either high school age or maybe college as well. Is this one of the reasons why older generations despise the youth? Or is this an example of why the minimum wage is perfect for these types of workers because they aren't competent enough to earn a "living wage". Anyways, that's my lengthy, yet cool story from today that really every single one of you who read it would have been better off banging their head against the wall instead. I'm 24 btw.


TL;DR
You didn't miss much. Just go about your business.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
120112 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:36 pm to
Indeed

tl/dr
Posted by CajunSoldier225
Member since Aug 2011
8990 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:37 pm to
quote:

I'm 24 btw


Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38404 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:38 pm to
Not familiar with the concept of paragraphs I see.
Posted by Big Floppy TDs
Where the beer flows like wine
Member since Sep 2012
2910 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:38 pm to
It's probably habit to give a receipt, give the kid a break. You sound like a miserable prick
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:39 pm to
I thought I wanted to, but it turns out I didn't.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
34432 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:39 pm to
There's nothing cool at all about that story.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21304 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:39 pm to
GFYS and call on us in the morning.

No one is reading that shite.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59558 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:40 pm to
That was not a cool story. Not at all

Replace the ending with a chick showing her tits because they forgot to start the fresh pot when you ordered


That would be a CSB
Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2074 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:40 pm to
quote:

Is this one of the reasons why older generations despise the youth?

quote:

I'm 24 btw


There are other reasons.
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
141397 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25389 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:42 pm to
Didn't read, just downvoted.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134817 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:43 pm to
Sounds like you rocked the boat then got pissed that they didn't meet your every stupid demand.

Maybe you should have simply used common sense and ordered inside.
Posted by CoolHand
Member since Dec 2011
2082 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

I really went just for a medium black coffee, but when I saw that the line in the drive thru was pretty long I figured I'd order a meal with a coffee so I didn't come off as the prick


This is sad.
Posted by CajunAlum Tiger Fan
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
7868 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

NotoriousFSU


Orders a meal so he doesn't come off as a prick.

quote:

NotoriousFSU


Acts like a prick.

Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
21304 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:43 pm to
quote:

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.


I hate Alabama too.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
16913 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:44 pm to
This is the douchiest shite I've read all day, and I've been conducting research for a peer reviewed medical analysis of feminine douching all day today.
Posted by Gaston
Dirty Coast
Member since Aug 2008
38903 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:44 pm to
That's not even that bad, why the frick do you drink sweet tea? Black coffee but sweet tea, I'm confused.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:44 pm to
Do you even paragraph, bro?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10158 posts
Posted on 3/8/16 at 9:45 pm to
The point of that part to was to show how inattentive this degenerate, filthy pile of human shite was. I am a grumpy young man for the most part, and a prick too, but come on, how hard is it to pay attention and do what you say you're going to do?
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