re: Christmas movie marathon on Hallmark Channel...

Posted by PiscesTiger

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:14 pm to Marco Esquandolas

Is the movie about Fred Savage beating up DJ from Full House on?

Posted by upgrayedd

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:16 pm to Rebel

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You should have some chai tea and cranberry pistachio biscotti.

(That’s what I do whenever I have the house to myself)

Is that before or after you jerk off in the recliner?

Posted by Marco Esquandolas

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 12:57 pm to upgrayedd

Next up at 1:00...

“A Royal Christmas”.....starring Lacey Chabert!....aww yeah!

Posted by glassman

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 1:00 pm to Marco Esquandolas

[quote]A Royal Christmas”.....starring Lacey Chabert!....aww yeah![

Upvote

Posted by East Coast Band

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 2:15 pm to upgrayedd

The only variant is if she isn't a shop keeper selling candles, she's in marketing.

Posted by WillieD

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 2:23 pm to LSURussian

That was WW1

Posted by LSURussian

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 2:25 pm to WillieD

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That was WW1

I don't think the Battle of the Bulge happened in WWI.

The movie was set in WWII.

Posted by Columbia

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 2:27 pm to Marco Esquandolas

It’s emotional porn for women. It is why they will never find a man to satisfy them when the bar is set with unrealistic Hallmark movies.

Posted by WillieD

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 2:29 pm to LSURussian

My bad. I was thinking of Stille Nacht depicted in Joyeux Noël. You’re right and I’d like to see that movie.

This post was edited on 12/23/18 at 2:34 pm

Posted by BowDownToLSU

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:10 pm to Marco Esquandolas

My wife lives for these movies

Posted by East Coast Band

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:15 pm to BowDownToLSU

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My wife lives for these movies

Mine,too. And I'm sorry for you.
These movies give women a warped view of life, where they think every man should be the perfect romantic that only loves baking, Christmas parades, and scarves.

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Posted by Tester1216

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:19 pm to East Coast Band

This made me laugh.

Dad schooling his daughter on made for TV C-Mas movies..

Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 3:22 pm to Marco Esquandolas

You sure you mean hallmark and not lifetime?

Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:09 pm to Marco Esquandolas

You will be drinking hot chocolate with soy by Christmas day

Posted by Jim Rockford

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:30 pm to jmarto1

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These movies are all the same. Hot lead actress has a business or something important to her family and everyone else for some reason. She meets a bit man that helps her when she makes a bad decision. There is usually a mega bitch involved. Hot man and community band together to help bail out dumb, hot woman

The man is a recently widowed farmer/veterinarian/firefighter with a scruffy yet neatly trimmed beard. He wears flannel shirts and has an adorable ten year old. The woman has moved back home from a high pressure job in the city and needs help in finding perspective and how to take joy in simple pleasures. There's snow on the ground but it doesnt seem cold and no one has trouble walking around or driving.

Posted by GeorgeTheGreek

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:31 pm to Marco Esquandolas

The beta male mindset is an epidemic.

Posted by Jim Rockford

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 4:34 pm to GeorgeTheGreek

Laura from Little House on the Prairie has a Hallmark series where she owns a bookstore and solves mysteries. She's aged pretty well and it's not the absolute worst thing you could watch if you're bored.

Posted by SeeeeK

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Posted on 12/23/18 at 5:03 pm to Marco Esquandolas

My wife is watching it non stop.

Every movie has Candace Bure(DJ) in them, or so it seems, when i go out to the living room, peek in, see DJ and shake my head.