Christmas movie marathon on Hallmark Channel...

Your T levels are dropping by the hour. Find your self respect again and get a hold of yourself man.

Can’t comment right now...”Marry Me at Christmas” just started a couple minutes ago...

I'm disappointed that Hallmark has not shown its best Christmas movie EVER!

It's Silent Night starring Linda Hamilton based on a true event in World War II.

A German woman (Hamilton) who had fled to eastern Belgium from Germany to keep her 10 year old son from being taken by the German army takes in a squad of American soldiers, including a severely wounded officer, into her cabin in the woods.

The Americans had gotten trapped behind German lines during the Battle of the Bulge in December, 1944.

She insists the American soldiers leave their weapons outside.

Then a squad of German soldiers show up seeking refuge from the cold and snow.

She welcomes them into her cabin under the same condition: no weapons allowed in her house. They reluctantly comply and agree upon a Christmas truce with the Americans there.

Fantastic movie!!

Yeah...lead actress has to be hot, or it doesn’t get watched.

These movies are all the same. Hot lead actress has a business or something important to her family and everyone else for some reason. She meets a bit man that helps her when she makes a bad decision. There is usually a mega bitch involved. Hot man and community band together to help bail out dumb, hot woman

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My gf literally only watches hallmark movies, I’ve seen them all. I like the ones with Lacey chebart in them she’s so hot.

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That is the only reason to watch them movies. Most of them chicks are smoking hot.

The Hallmark Channel plays nothing but Christmas movies all year round. That channel is like crack to my mother.

All Hallmark movies have one of the following:
1. Overbearing current boyfriend who is controlling and not friendly

2. Small town setting, now with Christmas like names: Snowtown

3. The overly helpful Mom that helps encourage daughter to find her true love

4. New guy who
A. Wears sweaters
B. Enjoys crafts
C. Has a perfect, well behaved 12 year old daughter.
D. Is a widower

They're all literally the same plot in every movie

Small town, female local shop keeper having love problems with local male blue collar guy, townspeople rally together for cause, Bob's your uncle, Christmas miracle/romantic happening.

Fin/

What’s the point? If you’ve seen one of those hallmark Christmas movies you’ve seen them all.