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re: Choosing the fastest checkout lane at the grocery store

Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:28 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
177296 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:28 pm to
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Yeah, I don't think that's what the 2016 cans look like.

Yes it is. Got one in my hand right Norm Chow.
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8595 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:29 pm to
quote:

snowball


Those snowballs are awesome. Ice cream flavor is GOAT
Posted by Cdawg
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Member since Sep 2003
61992 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I mean who writes checks at grocery stores these days???

the same old lady that will make you wait 5 minutes on a price check over a $.15 dispute.
Posted by MC5601
Tyler, Texas
Member since Jan 2010
4283 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:33 pm to
At least you took a pic before you PIIHB
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
62203 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:04 pm to
I make my decision almost solely on the items that the individual has bought...raw number of items with a deductor for duplications, as they can be scanned really quickly...

of course, I don't even consider the tobacco aisle or the food stamp aisle, as those are hellaciously slow regardless of what is being purchased.
Posted by beantown
Nashville
Member since Sep 2015
3429 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:08 pm to
Amazon
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:14 pm to
He isn't dressed trashy, but paying with coins is a sure sign of trash. Probably vapes, too.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
11961 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:20 pm to
The struggle is always real choosing lines. I had to make an executive decision tonight and it was an epic fail. Something about a 50% claim that was clearly NOT marked on the item. Mgr to register #4 please. At that point I passed up all the better options. Classic.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23243 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:45 pm to
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I base my checkout line on how good looking the cashier is.


Same, my Rouses has a 20 year old that looks just like Kat Dennings with smaller boobs. Smoking hot, I always go in her line.

ETA... Pic for reference

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This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 9:48 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66950 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:54 pm to
If only Mr. coin guy also had an envelope stuffed full of coupons to use.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6974 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:50 pm to
If Trump really wants to MAGA, he'll sign 2 executive orders on his first day:

1. Checks are no longer legal tender
2. We tried the chips. They suck, so we're going back to swiping.
Posted by MIKEDATIGER
AUSTIN
Member since Oct 2007
2189 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:50 pm to
What are these snowballs that you mention ?
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23701 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

I mean who writes checks at grocery stores these days???

Posted by BayouBengals03
lsu14always
Member since Nov 2007
99999 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:00 pm to
It should be illegal to do that.
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19374 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:05 pm to
I fricking suck at picking the checkout line. My wife always picks one and I choose the shorter one and I swear they checkout the whole store on her line before we checkout and I have to hear her bitch
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69083 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:40 pm to
I always get behind the person who doesn't know how to use the debit card but I also had one pull out the checkbook after the cashier rang everything up. Fml
Posted by biohzrd
Central City
Member since Jan 2010
5904 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:58 pm to
2 Things here.
1. While yes it is shitty to pay your bill in change, maybe that's all he has to pay for his groceries with.
2. At least he isn't paying with EBT or the likes.

Sorry you suck at choosing the faster line, but at least you didn't have to pay in change. Look at the bright side.
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 11:59 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
150321 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:12 am to
That's Robert's?
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17000 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:21 am to
Well. My mom and dad still write checks on the reg. They JUST got a debit card. They are almost 70. I still give them shite about the checks. They will never use this card. They don't check their balance at the bank. All account balances are kept in the check book. This really bit them in the arse some years back when they had like 3000 less than they thought. An error on their part. I gotta give it to them. They keep it old school. one major frick up in like 40 years. They taught me how to do my books when I was a freshmen in Hs. I'm about to set them up with auto draft for the cell phones. It's gonna rock their world. They still pay every bill they have with a check through the mail. Love em. So what I meant to say was. I mean mug assholes in line who give my mom shite for writing a check. Go get in another fricking line Dickhead
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 12:23 am
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