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Chivalry and social distancing - elevator protocol

Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:27 am
Posted by Neauxla
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2008
33443 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:27 am
I was just thinking about this this morning as I got onto the elevator at my office. The building has placed 2 red dots on the garage elevator and 4 red dots on the lobby of elevators to signify the amount of people per elevator and where to stand to properly social distance.

What do you as a male do if you get to the elevator and 2 women walk up After you but before the elevator gets there? Normally you would let the ladies get in before you and then get in if there is space. But with the pandemic, that’s not the case. It’s only 2 per elevator. So, do you let them have it and catch the next one? Or so you jump in because you were there first and only 2 people can get in. What if 4 women show up? Do you wait for a 3rd elevator?

Would you be chivalrous for the lobby elevator (4 ppl) but not the garage (2 ppl)?
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43337 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:28 am to
frick that noise. We're equal and shite now. Bitches can wait.

Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:28 am to
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Normally you would let the ladies get in before you and then get in if there is space.


Per Jemele Hill this approach makes you a sexual predator
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:29 am to
This shite is why you probably don’t get laid.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65962 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:29 am to
quote:

What do you as a male do if you get to the elevator and 2 women walk up


how hot are they?
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65497 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:30 am to
take the stairs fatty
Posted by bengalbait
Grove Lounge
Member since Sep 2009
4483 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:31 am to
If it's five flights or less take the stairs fatty.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:32 am to
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Per Jemele Hill this approach makes you a sexual predator

Please tell me she really said this
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:33 am to
Im too lazy to google but yea it was a few months ago

Something about how letting women exit an elevator isn’t considered chivalrous because you can follow them to their room or whatever.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:33 am to
shite, that’s tame compared to her usual stuff, so I’d wager she didn’t.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
4343 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:34 am to
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take the stairs fatty


I cant count the number of obese people that I have to stop for on low floors that wont get on because there are already 4 people riding and they are too lazy to walk down the stairs.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21476 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:35 am to
Need pics of the women.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:35 am to
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If a man is on the same floor as me and I get off first, I either figure out a way to let them pass by me, or step to the side and fake call someone. Most men do not understand the temporary panic we feel in these situations.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26329 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:36 am to
I would get on the elevator and pay no attention whatsoever to the stupid dots.

Problem solved.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:37 am to
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“If a man is on the same floor as me and I get off first, I either figure out a way to let them pass by me, or step to the side and fake call someone,” Hill, who previously worked for ESPN, wrote in a tweet. “Most men do not understand the temporary panic we feel in these situations.”

“It’s a shame we sometimes have to treat every dude as a predator, but it’s a crazy world out there,” Hill lamented in a followup tweet.



And now for the good part


quote:

Actor Diedrich Bader touted his wokeness by revealing that he apologizes for getting off on the same floor as a woman. “I get it, that’s why i apologize that I’m on the same floor,” he wrote in a reply to Hill’s tweet.


“Im always aware bc of my size that i can be intimidating so i try to put women at ease both actively (being respectful) and passively (keeping my distance),” Bader added.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171036 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:38 am to
quote:

If a man is on the same floor as me and I get off first, I either figure out a way to let them pass by me, or step to the side and fake call someone,” Hill, who previously worked for ESPN, wrote in a tweet. “Most men do not understand the temporary panic we feel in these situations.”

“It’s a shame we sometimes have to treat every dude as a predator, but it’s a crazy world out there,” Hill lamented in a followup tweet.


Imagine a white guy/gal replacing man with black man in this statement. That backlash would be EPIC.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108401 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:39 am to
I was thinking this thread was going more in the direction of limiting it to 4 in an elevator as a common courtesy, but frick that pussy whipped shite.
Posted by jose
Houma
Member since Feb 2009
28593 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:40 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:41 am to
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5137 posts
Posted on 6/11/20 at 9:44 am to
quote:

how hot are they?


It is no more complex than this.
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