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re: Chinese solving medical problems for world - subject matter and video is NSFW
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:46 pm to MorbidTheClown
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:46 pm to MorbidTheClown
Says they sell 10k per year at $13k per.
ETA: amount of light?

ETA: amount of light?

This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:49 pm to DarthRebel
Why did that video give me a boner
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:49 pm to TDsngumbo
Nah. Technology will never be able to duplicate a vagina that is better than the real thing.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:51 pm to Brazos
well,, they did get the colors backwards
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:52 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
why didn't you invent this a long time ago?
Too big to fit in your pocket.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:10 pm to DarthRebel
Do they at least switch out the cannister after each wank?
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:22 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
Ron Popeil
why didn't you invent this a long time ago?

Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:28 pm to FelicianaTigerfan
quote:
Wtf!? That's the best place to do it. There are latex gloves, lube, and gauze in every room. Throw in some viewing material and youre set

Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:30 pm to Neauxla_Tiger
quote:
Do they at least switch out the cannister after each wank?
like running train. gets messier each turn
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:37 pm to DarthRebel
"Jiangsu Sanwe" means "Ejaculate without Sandwich" in Cantonese.


Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:40 pm to DarthRebel
But why are they all lined up right next to each other?
Talk about upping the awkward urinal interaction x1000
Talk about upping the awkward urinal interaction x1000
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:52 pm to funnystuff
quote:
Talk about upping the awkward urinal interaction x1000
Pardon me honey, I have the urge to go pee again.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:59 pm to Brazos
quote:
Technology will never be able to duplicate a vagina that is better than the real thing.
Are you missing the part where you stand still and this thing milks you like a dairy animal
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:00 pm to DarthRebel
If they add a robotic sandwich maker to that thing, I'm filing for divorce.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:03 pm to DarthRebel
whose job is it to clean those things after use?
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:04 pm to Champagne
why does a country with 1.3 billion people have a shortage of sperm donors?
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:10 pm to MorbidTheClown
Surely you dont believe thats why these things were designed
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:11 pm to Malefic Runt
maybe. and don't call me shirley
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:11 pm to MorbidTheClown
I'll do it the old fashioned way, thank you. I don't want my junk anywhere near that when the machines turn on the humans
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:23 pm to DarthRebel
Do you have to stand out in the middle of that large hospital common area to use it?
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