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re: Chinese solving medical problems for world - subject matter and video is NSFW

Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:46 pm to
Says they sell 10k per year at $13k per.

ETA: amount of light?

This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 1:48 pm
Posted by TastyJibblets
North of I-10
Member since Jun 2018
681 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:49 pm to
Why did that video give me a boner
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:49 pm to
Nah. Technology will never be able to duplicate a vagina that is better than the real thing.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:51 pm to
well,, they did get the colors backwards
Posted by Ron Popeil
Mississippi coast or Fairgrounds
Member since Nov 2018
902 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 1:52 pm to
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why didn't you invent this a long time ago?

Too big to fit in your pocket.
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
2131 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:10 pm to
Do they at least switch out the cannister after each wank?
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22068 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:22 pm to
quote:

Ron Popeil


why didn't you invent this a long time ago?


Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

Wtf!? That's the best place to do it. There are latex gloves, lube, and gauze in every room. Throw in some viewing material and youre set




Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Do they at least switch out the cannister after each wank?


like running train. gets messier each turn
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76131 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:37 pm to
"Jiangsu Sanwe" means "Ejaculate without Sandwich" in Cantonese.

Posted by funnystuff
Member since Nov 2012
9241 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:40 pm to
But why are they all lined up right next to each other?




Talk about upping the awkward urinal interaction x1000
Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Talk about upping the awkward urinal interaction x1000


Pardon me honey, I have the urge to go pee again.
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Technology will never be able to duplicate a vagina that is better than the real thing.


Are you missing the part where you stand still and this thing milks you like a dairy animal
Posted by PoppaD
Texas
Member since Feb 2008
5372 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:00 pm to
If they add a robotic sandwich maker to that thing, I'm filing for divorce.
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
56107 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:03 pm to
whose job is it to clean those things after use?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:04 pm to
why does a country with 1.3 billion people have a shortage of sperm donors?
Posted by Malefic Runt
Try my robe
Member since Oct 2018
1266 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:10 pm to
Surely you dont believe thats why these things were designed
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76771 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:11 pm to
maybe. and don't call me shirley
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:11 pm to
I'll do it the old fashioned way, thank you. I don't want my junk anywhere near that when the machines turn on the humans
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29108 posts
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:23 pm to
Do you have to stand out in the middle of that large hospital common area to use it?
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