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re: Chinese solving medical problems for world - subject matter and video is NSFW
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:28 pm to Brazos
Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:28 pm to Brazos
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Technology will never be able to duplicate a vagina that is better than the real thing.
I think cowboys said the same thing about horses being better for transportation when cars were first invented.
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Posted on 4/12/19 at 3:50 pm to DarthRebel
I’d be more embarassed to stand at a row of those machines, in what appears to be a hallway, and get going.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 4:03 pm to DarthRebel
When will they make the American version? To me that looks like it would be a very tight fit
Posted on 4/12/19 at 4:18 pm to DarthRebel
Sooooo, push it in there with a ruler and let it work up a boner and a skeet. Where is the display to watch porn? 
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:07 pm to MorbidTheClown
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If it can replicate wetness I hope my ex girlfriend wasn’t a test subject to base it on. She was like a waterfall and they will go broke buying lube to mimic her.
This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:15 pm to DarthRebel
whats the sterilization process after? And, who the frick has that job?
ETA: how in the shite can someone be too embarrassed to beat off in the hospital but be perfectly ok with letting some assembly line puss jerk it?
ETA: how in the shite can someone be too embarrassed to beat off in the hospital but be perfectly ok with letting some assembly line puss jerk it?
This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 5:19 pm
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:19 pm to DarthRebel
Asking for a friend: do they make a retail version of this?
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:26 pm to TheHarahanian
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I’d be more embarassed to stand at a row of those machines, in what appears to be a hallway, and get going
The Chinese have more of an assembly line mentality
This post was edited on 4/12/19 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:28 pm to DarthRebel
It’s a trap, they cut your penis off with that machine and sell it on the black market.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:29 pm to Malefic Runt
Instead of the old saying "she layed there like a dead fish." They could say "She pumped me like an assembly line."
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:44 pm to MontanaMax
It seems an Asian rub and tug would be cheaper.
Posted on 4/12/19 at 5:55 pm to DarthRebel
The first reports aren’t very good. Apparently none of the customers went back a second time when, after the first run, the machine started tearing up and talking about when her father left her mother.
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