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re: Check your credit card statement baws

Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:50 am to
Posted by shiftworker
LP
Member since Dec 2011
5099 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:50 am to
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liberal arts student



You couldn’t possibly be farther from the truth.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 10:57 am to
My wife had her own money and can afford $2k bags, but she buys the better Chinese knockoffs for a couple hundred.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40084 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:00 am to
This entire thread is cringey as frick.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32711 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:01 am to
Why?
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40084 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:03 am to
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Why?



A couple of folks trying too hard.

Even I know when to punt right bud?
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:03 am to
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Why do people always but the $ sign after the number?

It goes before. $2,000.

Not 2,000$. Drives me crazy


When you're from Texas A&M everything goes in behind.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58869 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:04 am to
If my SO expected a 2-3k bag, she would no longer be my SO, and that’s no shite. Bye...

The signs presented themselves, but will you heed?






This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 11:06 am
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:06 am to
Tell her you're about to lose your job at any moment. She won't give you a sympathy frick, but she'll leave your sorry arse and your shopping dilemma will be solved. As an added bonus, this gets you off the hook for Valentines Day too. In the unlikely event you con another dumb bitch into dating your whining arse, it'll probably be after mid-February.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
6330 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:07 am to
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Nah, his balls are already in the mason jar on the mantle over the fireplace for all to see.

Damn, I didn’t know they made mason jars the size of shot glasses.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
6793 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:10 am to
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Just got mine a bad arse purse. Can’t wait for that bad arse bj Christmas morning


quote:

Tactical Insertion


Name checks out....

quote:

Wait I won’t get a bj


Nvm
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41819 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:19 am to
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Can’t get divorced if you choose never to get married.


OP isnt even married

what a sucker
This post was edited on 12/8/17 at 11:20 am
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9454 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:34 am to
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My wife had her own money and can afford $2k bags, but she buys the better Chinese knockoffs for a couple hundred.


I have a friend who owns a few fake designer bags. I always found it funny to watch her female, and occasional male, friends fawn over her new bag. She'd let them go on for a bit and then announce in a loud voice, "COUNTERFEIT!" It was hysterical to see the different reactions.

I'm sure if I had a real designer bag next to a fake and examined them both, I could probably pick out the better quality bag. But what hetero male cares? Not me.
Posted by terriblegreen
Souf Badden Rewage
Member since Aug 2011
9620 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:39 am to
I would never buy a woman a 2-3K bag. That is insane.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33477 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:40 am to
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Pussy is expensive


And undefeated...
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80228 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 11:41 am to
You should thank her for showing you such an obvious red flag early on. You’re an idiot and deserve whatever you get if you stay with her after this.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20102 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:14 pm to
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S/o gave me a list of items she wants for Christmas and it’s just all bags that are between 2000-3000$. Is this why most of the OT are divoriced? I’m really confused on why a women wants to carry a 3000$ bag. Not a humble brag, that shits expensive but I want the poon


Punt this broad
Posted by starsandstripes
Georgia
Member since Nov 2017
11897 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:18 pm to
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S/o gave me a list of items she wants for Christmas and it’s just all bags that are between 2000-3000$. Is this why most of the OT are divoriced? I’m really confused on why a women wants to carry a 3000$ bag.

Not a humble brag, that shits expensive but I want the poon


Get her a jacket or a hoodie and go out hiking and spend some time together - pay the cost for a short day trip somewhere. If that's not good enough for her, then declare her to not be good enough for you and cut it loose.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69074 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:28 pm to
All of that more useable than a bag.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18557 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:39 pm to
Bags are forever. Or so I’m told.

I do work with a woman who bought one of those for herself 30 years ago and still uses it.

To each, his own
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16531 posts
Posted on 12/8/17 at 12:39 pm to
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that shits expensive but I want the poon



Her pussy isn't that good. Trust me
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