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re: Check in if you are having SEX tonight
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:29 pm to Fusaichi Pegasus
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:29 pm to Fusaichi Pegasus
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fricker
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Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:30 pm to djangochained
Yeah don't want to be poking the kids eye out, that's understandable.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:32 pm to momentoftruth87
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I assume you dont talk like that in public, because youd get your arse kicked.
I don't trust anyone who won't talk about masturbation in public.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:43 pm to redstick13
Mine is on the rag, but offered me a BJ just now. Might get that in
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:48 pm to djangochained
Are y’all more likely to have sex on Valentine’s Day than other days?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:49 pm to djangochained
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My wife did let me join her in the shower this morning and jerk off
You stood next to a 9 months pregnant woman and jerked yourself while she tried to bathe?
What the frick is wrong with you?
I hope you atleast finished on her feet and then sucked her toes.
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 7:50 pm
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:56 pm to djangochained
I gave you a thumbs down because that's just wierd. I've done some wierd shite, I've never joined my wife in the shower to jerk off.
That's like some Weinstein type shite.
As for sex, I'm pretty sure I managed to dislocate my right elbow from the rather vigorous wheelbarrow style I just knocked out.
Also... I think I bruised my pelvis. Need to feed the wife a sandwich. She is getting too skinny.
That's like some Weinstein type shite.
As for sex, I'm pretty sure I managed to dislocate my right elbow from the rather vigorous wheelbarrow style I just knocked out.
Also... I think I bruised my pelvis. Need to feed the wife a sandwich. She is getting too skinny.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:59 pm to Evil Little Thing
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Are y’all more likely to have sex on Valentine’s Day than other days?
Well... It is Wednesday.
She usually doesnt dress up like a clown and sing show tunes while I hold her head into a bowl of pudding. But St. Valentine would have wanted it that way.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:00 pm to djangochained
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My wife did let me join her in the shower this morning and jerk off
someone kill me if I'm ever proud of a statement like this. Just depressing man.
This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 8:01 pm
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:01 pm to djangochained
You talking about with a girl or my hand ?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:02 pm to djangochained
Was just offered, but we wore out. Skied hard all day and drove 2 hours. A couple of martinis in... okay, jk, Ima jump dat.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:03 pm to djangochained
Popping off as I’m typin...
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:20 pm to X123F45
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... I think I bruised my pelvis. Need to feed the wife a sandwich. She is getting too skinny
Think I'm boning your wife as well. Right above my dick has a bruise from her boney arse.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:22 pm to djangochained
Ahhhh...2 fat people having a child. Wish yall the best.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:24 pm to djangochained
Are you going to try to cheat on your wife with a chick on here right after your child is born again?
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:24 pm to djangochained
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We are having a baby Friday, so no sex for me
Induction has risks. Put your dick in her and frick the baby out.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:28 pm to djangochained
Nope
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:28 pm to djangochained
I’ve never got the appeal of jerking off in front of someone. I’m not talking fluffing up pre frick, I’m talking full on cranking down in front of someone else. Just weird
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:32 pm to Brazos
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The babies two days away so why no sex?
Guess he doesn't want to poke his baby in the eye
Posted on 2/14/18 at 8:35 pm to Tino
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Are you going to try to cheat on your wife with a chick on here right after your child is born again?
Oops
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