Check in if you are having SEX tonight

Posted by KirkLazarus

Member since Aug 2017

3574 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:06 pm to djangochained

quote:
let me

I'm sorry, I'm sorry..she LET you?

Posted by redstick13

Lower Saxony

Member since Feb 2007

38500 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:07 pm to djangochained

Last time I had sex it gave me food poisoning.

Posted by Paul Allen

Montauk, NY

Member since Nov 2007

75190 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:07 pm to djangochained

Posted by Senior Sidewalker

Member since Oct 2017

722 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:07 pm to djangochained

Subtle brag?

Posted by Bustedsack

Member since Dec 2017

4387 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:07 pm to djangochained

With myself, yes.

Posted by momentoftruth87

Member since Oct 2013

71421 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:08 pm to djangochained

quote:
My wife did let me join her in the shower this morning and jerk off

Way too personal brother. I did not need to see that.

Posted by Brazos

Member since Oct 2013

20360 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:08 pm to djangochained

The babies two days away so why no sex?

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Posted by Mingo Was His NameO

Brooklyn

Member since Mar 2016

25455 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:08 pm to djangochained

I down voted because you're a bitch. Don't count mine towards the poll.

Posted by OysterPoBoy

City of St. George

Member since Jul 2013

35088 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:08 pm to djangochained

Jerking it on a 9 month pregnant woman is my fetish.

Posted by East Coast Band

Member since Nov 2010

62773 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:08 pm to djangochained

quote:
We are having a baby Friday, so no sex for me

I had sex with the wife up to the day before we had a kid.

When my wife was pregnant, it has been the only times in her life she was hornier than me.

Posted by djangochained

Gardere

Member since Jul 2013

19054 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:09 pm to Brazos

Big ole dick

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Posted by djangochained

Gardere

Member since Jul 2013

19054 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:09 pm to East Coast Band

See above post

Posted by PsychTiger

Member since Jul 2004

98982 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:10 pm to djangochained

I’m banging your wife right now. No risk of a pregnancy.

Posted by Franktowntiger7

Ponchatoula

Member since Dec 2010

2719 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:10 pm to djangochained

Negatory

Posted by Walt OReilly

Poplarville, MS

Member since Oct 2005

124409 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:10 pm to djangochained

I wish

Some of you guys are really lucky

Posted by Barbellthor

Columbia

Member since Aug 2015

8636 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:11 pm to djangochained

This thread was even weirder than I thought it’d be.

This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 7:12 pm

Posted by GRTiger

On a roof eating alligator pie

Member since Dec 2008

62985 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:11 pm to Mingo Was His NameO

quote:
I down voted because you're a bitch. Don't count mine towards the poll.

Same

But also because I'm not having sex.

Posted by djangochained

Gardere

Member since Jul 2013

19054 posts

Posted on 2/14/18 at 7:11 pm to Walt OReilly

Come join

This post was edited on 2/14/18 at 7:12 pm