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re: Check for heirloom ornaments before dragging your Christmas tree to the dumpster
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:31 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:31 pm to Eightballjacket
I'm sure Jody has already made her feel better.
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Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:36 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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Look, Dale Earnhardt once rolled a car down the back straightaway in the Daytona 500 and still finished the race in it. The ornament can be recovered and used again, even if damaged.
Are you a motivational speaker? I’m ready to run through a wall now to salvage that ornament.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:41 pm to Eightballjacket
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Are you a motivational speaker? I’m ready to run through a wall now to salvage that ornament.
It's Dale speaking to you.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:42 pm to Eightballjacket
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er granny’s #3 car ornament
Level 10 trashy
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My old lady cried all weekend because I didn’t realize her granny’s #3 car ornament
Level 12 trashy
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:46 pm to Eightballjacket
At least it wasn’t a Christopher Radko ornament
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:50 pm to Eightballjacket
quote:What is that?
granny’s #3 car ornament
A NASCAR ornament? Holy shite, you're going to have to check the pressure in your home's tires and get moving.
This post was edited on 1/12/21 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:50 pm to TheOcean
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Yeah your relationship is now fricked
Aren't you the guy that was going to propose on Christmas day?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 6:58 pm to Eightballjacket
Get a fake tree. Wont have that issue again.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:03 pm to Roll Tide Ravens
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t's Dale speaking to you.
I won’t let you down again, Dale.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:08 pm to Eightballjacket
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My old lady cried all weekend because I didn’t realize her granny’s #3 car ornament was still on the Christmas tree when I took it outside.
I’m guessing you stormed the Capital last week.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:10 pm to Eightballjacket
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My old lady cried all weekend because I didn’t realize her granny’s #3 car ornament was still on the Christmas tree when I took it outside.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:18 pm to Eightballjacket
quote:You married .....well....not well.
I didn’t realize her granny’s #3 car ornament
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:18 pm to Eightballjacket
So you don't care about the fish?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 7:22 pm to Eightballjacket
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:20 pm to farad
Don’t insult the memory of Dale like that. It was a really nice ornament. Probably limited edition.
Posted on 1/12/21 at 9:29 pm to Eightballjacket
Pick her up one of these, paint a #3 on it and tell her to get over it.
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Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:11 pm to Eightballjacket
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her granny’s #3 car ornament
None of the Dollah Generals in Bawcomville have a replacement?
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:17 pm to Johnny Carson
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Just admit to her it broke when it slammed into the wall.
Well done. Very underrated post. Enjoy an upvote. And I still can't decide if I'm amused, appalled, or angered
Posted on 1/12/21 at 11:34 pm to Eightballjacket
have your kids make her a homemade one
Posted on 1/13/21 at 12:18 am to Eightballjacket
Find one on eBay and then put it somewhere in the house as if it had just fallen off the tree.
Or buy it and put in the box of ornaments in the attic for her to find next year. It will be a small miracle to her as long as you never explain how it got there.
Or buy a copy of it, and then put it in a small box with a note from then "garbage men ( or whoever) took the tree explaining that they found it and wanted to return it.
Lots of ways to fix this if you get creative.
Or buy it and put in the box of ornaments in the attic for her to find next year. It will be a small miracle to her as long as you never explain how it got there.
Or buy a copy of it, and then put it in a small box with a note from then "garbage men ( or whoever) took the tree explaining that they found it and wanted to return it.
Lots of ways to fix this if you get creative.
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