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re: Cheating marathoner busted by high-res picture of her Garmin fitness tracker

Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:53 am to
Posted by Alabama Slim
Team Massie
Member since Jul 2007
10666 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 12:53 am to
quote:

1. Did not know independent marathon-running investigators existed


it's really just people on running forums doing some amateur sleuthing. they're usually looking for people cheating on marathon times in order to qualify for boston.

lesson to learn here is if you're going to cut a course, don't wear a watch that automatically uploads your gps position and stats to a public profile.
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
19841 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 1:56 am to
The wall just got higher.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
22670 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:01 am to
Iwhi
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 2:19 am to
ITT there are a bunch of fatasses
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26442 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 5:35 am to
Fooking ho
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15245 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 5:55 am to
quote:

Maybe she has a long stride.


She runs sideways
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 2/27/17 at 6:09 am to
Indeed
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 6:14 am to
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Good lord. People are so damn serious about running a stupid race?



Man, you don't even know the half of it. I read another message board sometimes that is dedicated to triathlon. If they hear about a really impressive time at a race from someone they've never heard of or that they can't find race results where that person was nearly that fast before, then it's a witch hunt. 50 page threads. They've gotten people DQ'd with no actual evidence other than data showing the person has never been that fast before. These are people not even participating in that race. Last one was afemale age group swimmer in New Zealand who kept up with the tail end of the pro males. Even though she was a D1 swimmer, they crucified her to the point that New Zealand Triple eventually investigated and DQ'd for cutting the course (I think she had no proof she did the whole course, but they didn't have proof she didn).

You can cheat if you really suck. But don't put up a respectable time and not expect someone with a similar result to say, "I never saw that guy, we should look into this".
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 6:39 am to
Where is the link for that article?
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70128 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 6:41 am to
Wyhi though?
Posted by Lake Vegas Tiger
Lake Vegas
Member since Jun 2014
3298 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 7:07 am to
I'd piihb
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86686 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 7:13 am to
quote:

named Derek Murphy


this dude has his own website

LINK

Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
17175 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:17 am to
IWHI
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
40266 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Fooking ho


Probably her grandfathers name
Posted by Scanlon Shorthalt
Member since Jan 2017
287 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:29 am to
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Man, you don't even know the half of it. I read another message board sometimes that is dedicated to triathlon. If they hear about a really impressive time at a race from someone they've never heard of or that they can't find race results where that person was nearly that fast before, then it's a witch hunt. 50 page threads. They've gotten people DQ'd with no actual evidence other than data showing the person has never been that fast before. These are people not even participating in that race. Last one was afemale age group swimmer in New Zealand who kept up with the tail end of the pro males. Even though she was a D1 swimmer, they crucified her to the point that New Zealand Triple eventually investigated and DQ'd for cutting the course (I think she had no proof she did the whole course, but they didn't have proof she didn).

You can cheat if you really suck. But don't put up a respectable time and not expect someone with a similar result to say, "I never saw that guy, we should look into this".


I'm a competitive bike racer and I can say, triathletes are the glue eating introverted weirdos of the sports world. They are the round peg in a world of square holes. I can totally see them doing this.

All that aside, frick cheaters.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:35 am to
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Cheating marathoner busted by high-res picture of her Garmin fitness tracker


I fully expected this to be a story about some woman who cheated on her husband and was undone by her GPS showing a pit stop where the transgressions occurred. It never crossed my mind this would be about someone actually cheating the race.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108717 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:38 am to
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seo


Very sneaky.
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:39 am to
the watch got her
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:39 am to
quote:

You can cheat if you really suck. But don't put up a respectable time and not expect someone with a similar result to say, "I never saw that guy, we should look into this".


This. It's far too easy to check historical times for anyone that is competitive in their age group, much less someone who finishes second in their gender.
Posted by SDTiger15
lost in Cali
Member since Jan 2005
11692 posts
Posted on 2/27/17 at 8:53 am to
Wait...the bitch cheated and came in second?
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