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Cheating husband contracts coronavirus during secret trip to Italy with mistress

Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:05 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:05 pm
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An unfaithful husband has tested positive for coronavirus after secretly traveling to Italy for his extramarital affair.
The UK man, who has not been identified, lied to his unsuspecting wife by telling her he was going on a business trip within the country, reported the Sun.
Upon returning home from his romp, the late-30s man started feeling symptoms, went to the hospital and tests confirmed he was infected with COVID-19, according to the outlet.



WWL

Congrats on the sects. RIP
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by momentoftruth87
Your mom
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:09 pm to
Since when did it become an std?
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:11 pm to
Don’t care, had sex
Posted by thotpocket
Dana Point, CA
Member since Sep 2017
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:11 pm to
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Since when did it become an std?


When said mistress coughed into this poor lad's bung hole
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:12 pm to
This is why you do doggystyle
Posted by ellishughtiger
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Member since Jul 2004
21182 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:14 pm to
That’s how the movie “Contagion” started?
Posted by rickgrimes
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:14 pm to
Just like Gwyneth Paltrow in the movie Contagion.

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:17 pm to
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The man’s wife is said to be in isolation at the couple’s home in northern England and allegedly has no clue how he contracted the virus.


Well, she knows now.
Posted by chunk
UNDER YOUR BED
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:17 pm to
Snap!
Posted by DVinBR
Member since Jan 2013
15925 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:18 pm to
he'll feel like shite then recover in a week... nothing to it
This post was edited on 3/18/20 at 5:19 pm
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:18 pm to
Pics of the mistress and wife would help this story immensely
Posted by uscpuke
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:20 pm to
‘Rona is the new herpes.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:22 pm to
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Since when did it become an std?
They warned of mutations, but not like this.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:23 pm to
None of this happened. The mystery man is left nameless. The Dr. or nurses called the newspaper because one of the patients got some side poon?

I don't think so. He is not named because he does not exist.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:24 pm to
He's not named because of privacy.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47748 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:32 pm to
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He's not named because of privacy.


He does not exist, therefore has no name to name. His fictional existence is as a Teabag. They are not subject to our Hipaa laws
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:33 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:35 pm to
See, ladies, swallowing is safer than spitting.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20406 posts
Posted on 3/18/20 at 5:37 pm to
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he'll feel like shite then recover in a week... nothing to it


And then the wife's lawyers get hold of his arse and clean him out------so more feeling like shite, and I bet it last WAY longer than a week by the time they are done with him.
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