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re: Cats are better pets than dogs

Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
119944 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:06 pm to
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Following your logic, a jar of air is a better pet than a dog too.



Exactly.

"Cats are better because I don't have to do shite for it". What's the point of having a pet then?

Dogs are smarter. I never seen a cat be protective of their owner.

Think of a single adult with a few dogs. Now think of a single adult with a few cats. Which one is weird AF?

If you are a single person and you have 3 or 4 cats you probably stay inside because you don't have to take them outside. You can't really wrestle around with a cat. I mean you can, but they will scratch the piss out of you. Cats don't fetch. If you get a cat you can just get a bird instead. Just let it sit in a cage, give it some food and water and bird people are weird.
Posted by RealityWinsOut
Member since Oct 2023
1454 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:10 pm to
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Because dogs don't have much of a brain

My dog uses a doggie door. If we are watching TV she'll hop down and she just makes her way over to it. When the door is closed she would walk all the way back and just stare at us from the end of the couch. We knew what she needed, and one of us (mainly me) would get up.

One day she was either "frick these people they know the rules, I ain't got time for this shite" (she's a bit sassy) or really had to go, and stayed by her door, barked once, and that got me up to head over to open it up for her.

Now she never walks back and just barks, unless she has to come find us somewhere in the house, and she stands at the room door entrance, barks, makes eye contact with whomever she found first and just walks off towards her door, probably cussing whomever for forgetting to open it when they got home.

Moral of the story...their brains are better than you think.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20061 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:11 pm to
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Cats don't fetch.
We're just telling lies about things we've never experienced here today are we?

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Think of a single adult with a few dogs. Now think of a single adult with a few cats. Which one is weird AF?

The one with a "few" dogs probably smells like shite and their house looks like shite. That's way too much responsibility for one person.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133034 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:11 pm to
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They won't run away



Every cat we've ever had has eventually disappeared.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
35588 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:12 pm to
I have dogs and cats. Getting a litter robot changed my life for the better. Even easier to own a cat now.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54702 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:13 pm to
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dogs don't jump up on your kitchen table and eat your turkey.
you sure about that?
Posted by lsuson
Metairie
Member since Oct 2013
14926 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:14 pm to
Anything that shits in a box isn’t allowed in my house
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
17318 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:20 pm to
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Every cat we've ever had has eventually disappeared.


Probably got hit by a "stray" bullet
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:21 pm to
This explains your Ohio State hatred you fricking cat lover.
Posted by tigernurse
Member since Dec 2005
36189 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:21 pm to
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Probably got hit by a "stray" bullet


probs belonged to this baw

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Charles Wayne Gresham
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37867 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:23 pm to
My house never smells like a litter box, nor is there cat hair on my counters.

Congrats on a having a beta husband that lets you keep cats inside.

Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20061 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:28 pm to
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My house never smells like a litter box, nor is there cat hair on my counters.

I work at home five feet away from two litter boxes and I don't smell them at all. I'm begging non-cat owners to stop talking out of their arse.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
72731 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:30 pm to
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Cats are cheap


False

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you can go on vacation without boarding a cat


False

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They won't run away


False

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you don't have to take them on walks


True, but you have to clean their clumped shite and piss out of your house every day

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You don't have to clean up poop in your yard


See above

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kill mice


So do rattlesnakes

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Can beat up dogs


False

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don't need baths


Unless you have one that shits pisses and pukes on itself during a 5 minute trip to AND from the vet

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don't need anal glands cleaned


Neither do rattlesnakes

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Cheaper to feed


False

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Don't need a fence


Fences serve many more purposes than keeping a dog on property. The dog containment is just a bonus of a fence.

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Don't have to let them outside to go to the bathroom every couple hours including during the night


Unless you have a tiny little puppy that still has the bladder the size of a grape, you don't have to do this with dogs.

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Dogs smell


I like the smell.
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
5738 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:31 pm to
Cats all the way! Love my cat.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20200 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:35 pm to
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Dogs are great at giving love but they're so easy.


You haven’t met my dog. She only gets all loving when she wants me to do something heh.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20061 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:40 pm to
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don't need baths


Unless you have one that shits pisses and pukes on itself during a 5 minute trip to AND from the vet
This man has seen some shite I'll give you that, cats are the absolute WORST when it comes to riding in the car for any distance. Five minutes of that howling I was ready to throw my orange guy out the window.
Posted by PublixSubs
Maine
Member since Sep 2015
908 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:41 pm to
Always wanted my own dog, but the breeds I like, it would be so unfair with my job and hours.

A girl I know said her cat was having a litter, I should take one. As it turns out, cats definitely pick their owners. Is she as friendly as a dog? By no means.

I’ve had her since she was a month old. Never leaves my side. I taught her to fetch. I attached three six foot dog leashes together and she runs around outside.

Dogs aren’t better than cats, cats aren’t better than dogs. It’s all about companionship. Wouldn’t trade my cat for anything.
Posted by Butch Baum
Member since Oct 2007
3494 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:45 pm to
Cats lick their paws and asses then climb on your counters spreading fecal debris all over your cooking surfaces. No I don’t want anything made at your house
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
14728 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:46 pm to
That's another thing. If you work away from home, dogs can't be trusted for 8+ hours. Cats can be for 24 hours
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50206 posts
Posted on 11/17/23 at 3:47 pm to
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