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re: Carolina Squat Trucks?

Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:03 am to
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:03 am to
It is called the Clemson Squat and is all the rage among young sidewalk Clemson fans. The additional orange traffic cone in the bed of the truck further signifies some trashy redneck ethos that I am sure I do not understand.

My auto mechanic has built a 4 stall building just to relieve these Mensa members of their parent's money.
Posted by DeltaDoc
The Delta
Member since Jan 2008
16089 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:21 am to
That is hilarious
Posted by CaptN
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2013
378 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:26 am to
2011 Louisiana Laws
Revised Statutes
TITLE 32 — Motor vehicles and traffic regulation
RS 32:364 — Fenders and mudguards

Universal Citation: LA Rev Stat § 32:364
§364. Fenders and mudguards

A. Every motor vehicle, other than a motorcycle or motor-driven cycle, when operated upon a highway of this state, shall be equipped with fenders, covers, or such devices, including flaps or splash aprons, or fender flares to effectively minimize the spray or splash of water or mud or loose material on the highways to the rear of the vehicle unless the body of the vehicle or attachments thereto afford such protection. The width of such fenders, covers, or other devices shall be at least the width of the tires of the motor vehicle.

Should be cleaning up at police checkpoints.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:36 am to
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They remind me of a dog dragging its butt on the floor.

Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:39 am to
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What is up with this trend?

People are stupid.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 7:40 am to
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What is up with this trend?

quote:

People are stupid.

People with more money than brains
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
2948 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 10:00 am to

The closer you get to the coast, the more you see
This post was edited on 8/14/20 at 10:01 am
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
NWA
Member since Jan 2012
6547 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 11:04 am to
Guarantee the wypipo that drive these abominations made fun black people's donks.

No self awareness.
Posted by notbilly
alter
Member since Sep 2015
4443 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 11:28 am to
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I almost started this thread a month ago, but was sure the OT had discussed it already.



That doesn't stop most people.
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3404 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 11:36 am to
The idiots that spend hundreds to thousands of dollars doing this are the same ones saying they need the fed’s $600 extra UI benefits to “put food on the table.”
Posted by Dragula
Laguna Seca
Member since Jun 2020
4878 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:05 pm to
It's an operator thing, you wouldn't understand.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42274 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:06 pm to
Looks like a dog rubbing its butt on the ground.
This post was edited on 8/14/20 at 12:07 pm
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
13534 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Nothing like buying a truck and destroying its usefulness


Like some dumbass lowering a dually.

Posted by LSUTigerFan247
Member since Jun 2017
3616 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:18 pm to


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This was in the mean streets of Fairhope. I love it when they post their insta handle.....fricking tards.


35 hunnid dolla truck, 35 hunnid dolla rims, ya feel me?
Posted by tigerband6971
hammond,la
Member since Sep 2018
127 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 12:59 pm to
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The additional orange traffic cone in the bed of the truck further signifies some trashy redneck ethos that I am sure I do not understand.


That phenomenon abounds around Loranger. The cones are usually lifted from road side construction, Charter and ATT vehicles, etc.
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11126 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 1:03 pm to
This is huge in Denham
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8629 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 1:13 pm to
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"squats are for thots"


translation requested, please.
Posted by bigbuckdj
Member since Sep 2011
1830 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 1:23 pm to
I saw one of these for sale on fb marketplace and one of the comments said “observe as the wild female pickup truck squats to urinate.” The stretched photoshop pictures are as cringy as the actual vehicle.
Posted by RileyTime
Gulf Breeze, FL
Member since Oct 2008
6929 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 1:25 pm to
quote:

I live in N.C. and have never seen one of these


Then I do not believe you live in NC. I live just south of Raleigh and by God they are everywhere.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29064 posts
Posted on 8/14/20 at 1:31 pm to
The drivers of these trucks are the same guys who used to drive around with the huge spoiler on their honda civics. They graduated to these things.
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