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Canadian Man with pants down in pony stall - 'It's not what it looks like'
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:41 am
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:41 am
Was that wrong, eh? Those silly Canadians.
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When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
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“I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like,” Ryan Dodd, 30, immediately told police officers according to their notes cited at his criminal trial last week for break-and-enter and attempted bestiality, in which he was found guilty of both.
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Dodd was co-operative with arresting officers and said he had been drinking and did two lines of coke a few hours before breaking into the barn.
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The miniature pony, its hair coat left greasy, smelled of perfume for days, and police noted her genitalia appeared shiny.
This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 10:33 am
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Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:43 am to DemonKA3268
OK buddy… what is it if it isn’t what it looks like?
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:46 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:46 am to DemonKA3268
Neigh means neigh
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:47 am to teke184
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OK buddy… what is it if it isn’t what it looks like?
i'm not your buddy, guy
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:48 am to geauxtigers87
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i'm not your buddy, guy
I’m not your guy, pal.
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:48 am to LSUcajun77
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I’m not your guy, pal
I’m not your pal, friend
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:49 am to DemonKA3268
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he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up
This right here is quality journalism. What a line!
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:49 am to halleburton
this happens more often than people realize at Mohawk. It's disturbing
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:50 am to fr33manator
i'm not your friend, guy
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:51 am to DemonKA3268
But she was a pretty little mare
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:53 am to DemonKA3268
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standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.
I bet that thing was Shetland bricks
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:57 am to DemonKA3268
If they thought he was urinating and also giving that animal a massage, then it wasn’t what it looked like.
Naaaayyyy
This post was edited on 7/22/21 at 9:58 am
Posted on 7/22/21 at 9:58 am to DemonKA3268
Sorry for partying
Posted on 7/22/21 at 10:00 am to DemonKA3268
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did two lines of coke
Posted on 7/22/21 at 10:01 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 7/22/21 at 10:04 am to DemonKA3268
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I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like
Posted on 7/22/21 at 10:07 am to DemonKA3268
How much alcohol and coke would it take for a person to start considering a pony attractive?
Posted on 7/22/21 at 10:11 am to Hogwarts
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How much alcohol and coke would it take for a person to start considering a pony attractive?
Apparently not that much for that guy.
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