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Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:40 pm
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:40 pm
When I drink the crappy K cups from home I’m on the toilet within 15 minutes after my second cup
When I go to a starbucks, peets, or have coffee at a nice breakfast place, I can drink a large coffee and nothing happens
When I go to a starbucks, peets, or have coffee at a nice breakfast place, I can drink a large coffee and nothing happens
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Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:41 pm to WaydownSouth
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Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
No, I can only do that with cocaine
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:41 pm to WaydownSouth
I don't see the complaint. The morning dump is the best dump.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:54 pm to taylork37
The best part of waking up
Posted on 1/14/20 at 1:59 pm to WaydownSouth
Coffee does not make me have to take a dump
Posted on 1/14/20 at 2:03 pm to hobotiger
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Coffee does not make me have to take a dump
You got an impacted colon or something, son?
Posted on 1/14/20 at 2:09 pm to Josh Allen
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Coffee does not make me have to take a dump
Same...I drink 4-5 cups a day and there's never any type of impact.
My friends say cold brew is the worst offender but...nothing.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 3:04 pm to MisslePig
Cold brew does get the pipes moving.
Regular coffee does on the weekends, but not during the week.
Regular coffee does on the weekends, but not during the week.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 3:14 pm to WaydownSouth
I'm not sure about coffee, but I do know you piss more when you drink beer because it doesn't have to change color it just goes right through..... 
Posted on 1/14/20 at 8:39 pm to WaydownSouth
I only notice when occasionally my piss smells coffee-ish! 
Posted on 1/14/20 at 9:28 pm to WaydownSouth
Brash Brewing in Houston makes a beer called Black Masses that’s brewed with coffee. One sniff of that thing and I’m taking a dump the size of ripe cucuzza.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 9:56 pm to TheChosenOne
That’s something you can’t unsee...
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:00 pm to WaydownSouth
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:00 pm to WaydownSouth
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When I go to a starbucks, peets, or have coffee at a nice breakfast place, I can drink a large coffee and nothing happens
Smoke a cigarette with your coffee, it will get it all out
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:01 pm to WaydownSouth
Starbucks is still crappy.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:03 pm to Dr Lecter
I like their Verdana blend, the light roast, it’s ok. Nothing special and I don’t understand people who insist they have to have Starbucks.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:09 pm to WaydownSouth
I generally can tell the quality of coffee by how it tastes. If it tastes good, it’s good quality. If it tastes bad, it’s bad quality.
Maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
Maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:32 pm to TheChosenOne
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I’m taking a dump the size of ripe cucuzza.
This would be a life changing poop.
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:32 pm to DavidTheGnome
I don't drink coffee bc I shite in the morning
Posted on 1/14/20 at 10:35 pm to TheChosenOne
quote:Then you really need to try King of Terrors
Brash Brewing in Houston makes a beer called Black Masses that’s brewed with coffee. One sniff of that thing and I’m taking a dump the size of ripe cucuzza
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