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WaydownSouth
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Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
When I drink the crappy K cups from home I’m on the toilet within 15 minutes after my second cup

When I go to a starbucks, peets, or have coffee at a nice breakfast place, I can drink a large coffee and nothing happens


Josh Allen
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
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Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?

No, I can only do that with cocaine


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taylork37
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
I don't see the complaint. The morning dump is the best dump.


Mr Personality
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
The best part of waking up


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hobotiger
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Member since Nov 2007
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
Coffee does not make me have to take a dump


Josh Allen
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
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Coffee does not make me have to take a dump

You got an impacted colon or something, son?


MisslePig
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Member since Jul 2018
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
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Coffee does not make me have to take a dump


Same...I drink 4-5 cups a day and there's never any type of impact.

My friends say cold brew is the worst offender but...nothing.


The Spleen
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Member since Dec 2010
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
Cold brew does get the pipes moving.


Regular coffee does on the weekends, but not during the week.


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CHSTigersFan
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Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
I'm not sure about coffee, but I do know you piss more when you drink beer because it doesn't have to change color it just goes right through.....


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Yewkindewit
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Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
I only notice when occasionally my piss smells coffee-ish!


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TheChosenOne
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
Brash Brewing in Houston makes a beer called Black Masses that’s brewed with coffee. One sniff of that thing and I’m taking a dump the size of ripe cucuzza.



Lambdatiger1989
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NOLA
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
That’s something you can’t unsee...


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DavidTheGnome
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?


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windshieldman
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
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When I go to a starbucks, peets, or have coffee at a nice breakfast place, I can drink a large coffee and nothing happens


Smoke a cigarette with your coffee, it will get it all out


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Dr Lecter
Baltimore, MD
Member since Oct 2012
861 posts

re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
Starbucks is still crappy.


DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
18484 posts

re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
I like their Verdana blend, the light roast, it’s ok. Nothing special and I don’t understand people who insist they have to have Starbucks.



Darth_Vader
Auburn Fan
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
46016 posts

re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
I generally can tell the quality of coffee by how it tastes. If it tastes good, it’s good quality. If it tastes bad, it’s bad quality.

Maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all these years.


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GRTiger
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
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I’m taking a dump the size of ripe cucuzza.





This would be a life changing poop.


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Boo Krewe
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
I don't drink coffee bc I shite in the morning


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List Eater
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Htown
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re: Can you tell the quality of coffee by how long you it takes you to go to the restroom?
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Brash Brewing in Houston makes a beer called Black Masses that’s brewed with coffee. One sniff of that thing and I’m taking a dump the size of ripe cucuzza
Then you really need to try King of Terrors


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