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Can anyone’s wife wash the dishes and not get water all over the floor?

Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:56 am
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:56 am
Or is my wife the only one incapable of such a hard task? Every time she washes dishes my kitchen floor is splattered with water all over and stepping on a puddle of water on the tile floor while barefoot is a huge pet peeve of mine. She doesn’t see why it’s such a big deal yet when I wash dishes the kitchen floor is bone dry. I don’t think she knows how to do it while not acting like a fricking monkey in a pool.
Posted by Splackavellie
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:57 am to
Maybe her husband should stop bitching about everything on TD and wash the damn dishes himself.
Posted by Hou_Lawyer
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2019
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:58 am to
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This post was edited on 10/26/20 at 12:03 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:59 am to
Don’t get me started on how she loads the dishwasher
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:59 am to


Google told me that this exists
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:59 am to
I have a dishwasher. It's a machine, not my wife.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
18648 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 11:59 am to
You seem to be much better at doing the dishes than your wife. Maybe you should just pick that chore up from now on.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5646 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:00 pm to
Women have shorter feet so they can get closer to the sink. It’s science.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:01 pm to
Why don’t you have a mat or a rug on the floor at the sink and dishwasher? That’s pretty standard
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:03 pm to
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Don’t get me started on how she loads the dishwasher


Why is she washing the dishes if you have a dishwasher?
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:03 pm to
She has a gift if getting water on the whole floor, not just near the sink.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:04 pm to
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Try like my gf and put every fricking piece of silverware in only the first slot of the dishwasher.


I thought being stuck together 24/7 was great until I saw how he was loading the d/w. It makes me upset all over again just thinking about it. I thought men were supposed to be the logical/rational ones.
Posted by DivotBreath
On the course
Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:08 pm to
She’s trying to give you a hint ... a real man would take advantage of the fact that she’s bent over cleaning up the water. Apparently you’re not man enough to capitalize on the matter and satisfy her needs. She’s probably writing “Dear Cosmo, what more do I have to do ....”
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:08 pm to
Why would you want a rug in front of the sink and dishwasher?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:09 pm to
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Or is my wife the only one incapable of such a hard task? Every time she washes dishes my kitchen floor is splattered with water



Your kitchen?
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37500 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:09 pm to
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thought being stuck together 24/7 was great until I saw how he was loading the d/w. It makes me upset all over again just thinking about it. I thought men were supposed to be the logical/rational ones.


Maybe you’ve done it wrong this entire time?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:11 pm to
Don't care as long as I don't have to do them.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37811 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:12 pm to
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Maybe you’ve done it wrong this entire time?


you're probably right... I should have been cramming it full and having to re-wash half of the stuff in it. stupid me.
Posted by tiger91
In my own little world
Member since Nov 2005
36706 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:12 pm to
I'm perfectly capable of keeping water in the sink where it belongs.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37500 posts
Posted on 5/22/20 at 12:13 pm to
I didn’t say you were, I just said maybe. No need to get your panties in a bunch
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