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Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:44 am to Sunnyvale
Well, whatever you do, don't be like that French guy and shove an artillery shell from World War I up your arse.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:44 am to Sunnyvale
Are the people who do this for you called rea-ristas or bare-arse-tas?
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 11:45 am
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:45 am to Sunnyvale
in the butt, Bob
Posted on 2/3/26 at 11:58 am to ChatGPT of LA
quote:I swear, some of you people must live in a box under a van down by the river.
Drink water only. Putting something up your arse is NOT helping the liver
This shite’s been around a while. I first learned about this in the 80’s. Decaffeinated is not as effective but you do you.
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 12:00 pm
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:08 pm to Sunnyvale
Pretty sure all the best ones are in College Station.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:12 pm to Master of Sinanju
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The arse?
10/10. Would upvote twice if I could.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:15 pm to Sunnyvale
Don’t listen to these hacks.
I’ve heard it does wonders for your overall health and well being. Also, the hotter the better and a turkey baster is your weapon of choice.
I’ve heard it does wonders for your overall health and well being. Also, the hotter the better and a turkey baster is your weapon of choice.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:24 pm to Sunnyvale
quote:
Can any OT Recommend a Good Coffee Enema Location?
Any Starbucks.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:25 pm to Bullfrog
quote:All kind of stupid shite has been around since the 80s. Detox enemas, and heavy metal detox protocols are all complete quackery
I swear, some of you people must live in a box under a van down by the river. This shite’s been around a while. I first learned about this in the 80’s. Decaffeinated is not as effective but you do you.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:32 pm to saderade
Well I for one, refuse to die with an impacted colon but you do you.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:50 pm to LSUtoBOOT
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Any Starbucks.
Wouldn’t be the first time they heard a customer tell them they took it in the arse.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 12:51 pm to Sunnyvale
Dude, that’s exit only. You think an OT baw is going to admit to having something shoved up his a-hole?
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:15 pm to Sunnyvale
Starbutts
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:18 pm to Bullfrog
quote:
This shite’s been around a while. I first learned about this in the 80’s. Decaffeinated is not as effective but you do you.
This should do the trick?
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:20 pm to Bullfrog
By all means, go against real medical knowledge, you fricking moron....
quote:
Short answer: there’s no good scientific evidence that coffee enemas “help” the liver, and doctors generally advise against them.
quote:
Supporters usually say:
Caffeine absorbed through the colon enters the portal vein
This supposedly stimulates bile flow
Increased bile flow = more “detox”
Sounds plausible on the surface — but biology doesn’t cooperate.
quote:
What actually happens in the body
1. Your liver already detoxes continuously
Your liver:
Filters blood 24/7
Breaks down drugs, alcohol, hormones, and toxins
Packages waste into bile for elimination
It does not need stimulation from coffee — oral or rectal.
2. No proven increase in liver detox enzymes
Claims about coffee enemas boosting liver enzymes (like glutathione S-transferase) come from:
Old animal studies
Theoretical mechanisms
No high-quality human clinical trials
There is zero solid evidence that coffee enemas improve liver function tests, toxin clearance, or long-term liver health.
3. Rectal coffee ? drinking coffee
Even though drinking coffee is associated with better liver outcomes (lower risk of cirrhosis and fatty liver), that benefit comes from:
Antioxidants
Polyphenols
Systemic metabolism through the digestive tract
Rectal administration bypasses most of that physiology.
Real risks (these are documented)
Doctors worry about coffee enemas because they can cause:
?? Rectal burns & colitis
?? Electrolyte imbalances (can affect heart rhythm)
?? Infections
?? Perforated colon (rare but serious)
?? Dependency on enemas for bowel movements
There are actual case reports of people hospitalized from them.
Bottom line you can tell your friend
“There’s no solid evidence coffee enemas help the liver. The liver already detoxes on its own, and enemas carry real risks. If coffee helps the liver, it’s from drinking it — not putting it where it doesn’t belong.”
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:21 pm to Lowdermilk
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Aisle Nine...
Asinine
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:23 pm to Sunnyvale
quote:
Can any OT Recommend a Good Coffee Enema Location?
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:16 pm to ChatGPT of LA
You probably are anti Fenbendazole and Ivermectin.
What are you, a 2nd year brainwashed resident?
Moran
What are you, a 2nd year brainwashed resident?
Moran
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:24 pm to Bullfrog
quote:dont ask me how i know
Pro-Tip: let the coffee cool to room temp
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