Can a non handicap person purchase handicap seats at Smoothie King Arena?

Your wife sounds like a terrible person

You gotta put those acting skills to work.

go pick up some crutches from goodwill. It's all good. You might as well make a fake handicap parking tag to hang from rearview mirror also.

You can buy them, but you have to bring/sit with OweO

Not worth it imo.

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Wife is looking at concert tickets and there are plenty of handicap seats left and not many normal seats. Wondering if you need to be handicap to use those seats

ETA: Just tried to click on the seats and it appears they need to be special requested so that answers my question

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Damn women have no ethics when they want what they want.

Go for it - I see people with handicap stickers parked in our spots all the time.

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and there are plenty of handicap seats left

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OK

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and not many normal seats.

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"normal"?
Anyone who says that isn't normal.

Only if you'd give an arm and a leg for them.

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OweO could smuggle in so much booze and snacks totally worth it

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This is true, you know how much alcohol I have smuggled into tiger stadium? I started making people buy me coke, nachos, & m&ms before the game...

They would put it in back of chair, in the back seat, you really can't tell anything is back there. Go to the bathroom and people would get their shite, I'd go to my seat and since I would do it for 3 people per game, they would each go get one of the three items I get before each game and they would bring it to me.

The dudes who make sure everyone is in their right seat.. What are they called? Anyway, there was this one dude, at every game he would say "you got it made. You come to your seat and there are always different people bringing you snacks". I use to want to punch that frick.

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I'd take your arse anywhere dude. Super good parking spots, you can store contraband, get to skip lines and you can run over annoying people's feet and they can't do shite about it

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I've ran over drunk people's feet... And it doesn't always go as you would think. No lie, some dude almost got beat the frick down on Bourbon st. It was a friend's bachelor party and it was 7 or 8 of us. I just met one of the guys with us that night.. We went through a crowd and I ran over some dude's foot. He yelled out something like "you lucky you are crippled mother fricker" and I turned around and said "you stupid frick, if I wasn't cripple then I wouldn't be in a wheelchair to run over your foot" and he was all like "you called me a stupid frick" and the guy that was with us that I just met.. He was pissed (everybody else with me knew how I was, someone tells me something I am going to say something back so they just let it go).

It ended up being the dude whose foot I ran over and two of his friends. The dude with us when run up to that guy & got in his face and was like "I will frick you, you and you up" (the guy was in the marines) and evidently he was the type it didn't take much to set off.. One of the dudes pushed him and then everyone that was in our group went around him and the guys started walking backwards saying shite. It could have gotten ugly so sometimes it can get you into some shite.