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Can a civilian buy those hats umpires wear under their mask?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:59 pm
Posted on 5/15/26 at 10:59 pm
With the MLB logo on the front?
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:20 pm to OysterPoBoy
Buy one, sneak into a game.
Chloroform the real ref.
Change into his clothing,
Now you’re in there like swimwear, so just get brutal with it.
Strikes are balls, balls are strikes.
Pandemonium ensues.
Chloroform the real ref.
Change into his clothing,
Now you’re in there like swimwear, so just get brutal with it.
Strikes are balls, balls are strikes.
Pandemonium ensues.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:34 pm to OysterPoBoy
Not sure but I know a guy who has a NFL hat.
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This post was edited on 5/15/26 at 11:36 pm
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:47 pm to OysterPoBoy
Bruh, there is quite literally nothing short of a nuclear bomb that can’t be bought on the interwebs. A quick Google search will give you a plethora of options to buy a MLB umpire’s hat.
Posted on 5/15/26 at 11:58 pm to Darth_Vader
I’m not good with key words.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 12:02 am to OysterPoBoy
I never know what kind of goofy arse thread you’re going to start but I always know it’ll be entertaining 
Posted on 5/16/26 at 12:10 am to OysterPoBoy
Trying to be a big boy, eh cuck?
Posted on 5/16/26 at 4:06 am to OysterPoBoy
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a civilian
quote:
umpires
I know some people in the Special Cross-eyed Rangers.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 6:43 am to rexorotten
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That not an Ump. It’s Enrico Palazzo!

Posted on 5/16/26 at 7:06 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
I have one with the NFL logo. After sitting through an NFL Officiating orientation for Semi Pro Officials in Orlando.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 7:09 am to OysterPoBoy
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Can a civilian buy those hats umpires wear under their mask?
Nope.
You must be in the military or a first responder.
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