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Buying Land on Mars?

Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:52 am
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41130 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:52 am
Buy Mars

quote:

It is true. You too can become a Planet Mars land owner by purchasing acres of land on Planet Mars. Lunar Land company is the world’s most recognized Celestial Real Estate Agency and has been selling land on Planet Mars decades. Lunar Land is one of THE FIRST companies in the world to file for a legal TRADEMARK and COPYRIGHT for the sale of extraterrestrial property within the confines of our solar system. Don't miss out on this unique opportunity to get your very own acre of land on Planet Mars today!



Sounds legit.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39348 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:53 am to
Do it!!!!!
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19296 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:56 am to
I have some beach front property in Arizona if would like a brochure.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35408 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:56 am to
I'm buying all of Mars and renaming it Uranus.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3781 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:56 am to
You will look back and wonder what could have been. Like the homesteaders who decided not to go all the way to the Bay Area for their free land.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62794 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:57 am to
It's a trap.
Democrats will figure out a way to impose property taxes on that.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
30790 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:57 am to
*****ocean
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
3999 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 8:57 am to
Can you please link the HOA restrictions?

Will I be able to park my rover in the driveway in front of my house?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29452 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:00 am to
quote:

for a legal TRADEMARK and COPYRIGHT for the sale of extraterrestrial property

Neither of which have jack shite to do with real estate
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9646 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:07 am to
I’m gonna land on Mars and adversely posses it all - dumbasses
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14733 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:13 am to
Wise investment. My gay coworker bought some space in Uranus just the other night.
Posted by TDcline
American Gardens building 11th flor
Member since Aug 2015
9281 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:15 am to
Sounds crazy but is high risk high reward. Imagine being someone who owned 1000 acres of coastal California and never thought it’d be used for anything. You died in 1902 and passed it onto your kids and grandkids. Today those grandkids are millionaires.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
5700 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:18 am to
I'd want to get it surveyed first.
Posted by AustinKnight
Austin, TX
Member since May 2012
5842 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:28 am to
If you’ll buy that I’ll throw the Golden Gate in free.

Posted by Uptowner
The OP
Member since Oct 2019
2030 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Buying Land on Mars?


Mars is trashy, and the women are hotter on Venus.
Posted by Eyebesmacinhose
Enterprise, Louisiana
Member since Apr 2017
1724 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 9:52 am to
Anyone know if billboard rights of way are available? Get Gordon signs are coming.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6044 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:01 am to
The US should buy, and then send groups of people who happen to be demanding reparations.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63329 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:47 am to
I'm amassing quite the real estate portfolio with all of these Mars plots and stars named after me.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95633 posts
Posted on 8/9/20 at 10:51 am to
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