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re: But were you disembowelled by a hippo on your honeymoon?

Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:07 am to
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16456 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:07 am to
Aren't you guys glad that House Resolution 23261 failed?
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77298 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:13 am to
All of Africa and the entire Indian subcontinent are on my personal “No Fly” zone.

Unless a plane I’m on is hijacked to either of them, I am never visiting them.

Not nearly enough juice therein to justify the squeeze.

Stirries like this drive the point home.
Posted by Epaminondas
The Boot
Member since Jul 2020
6148 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:22 am to
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Then the hippo hit me. It was like being struck by a car. I was knocked underwater and pinned to the bottom of the swamp. I could feel her crushing my chest and back. For a moment, her jaws loosened. Then they clamped down again, around my leg.

Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2985 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:26 am to
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Loved this about my military service.

We would drop millions of dollars to get military or their family to quality medical treatment from overseas if and when it was needed. Got to work C2 for the AIREVAC mission for a while and it was amazing.


That is amazing and something to be intensly proud of.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
61695 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:29 am to
Eww that chick isn’t even hot
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20536 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 11:40 am to
We went to Florida.
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10730 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 12:28 pm to
Well she’s going to win every argument from now on
Posted by Big Scrub TX
Member since Dec 2013
40526 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 12:39 pm to
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Okavango Delta
I've done that river safari there. Cool spot. Could have been me.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22494 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 12:39 pm to
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Eww that chick isn’t even hot


IMO, they match in the looks department.
His coverage was not outkicked.
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
5310 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 12:43 pm to
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Loved this about my military service.

We would drop millions of dollars to get military or their family to quality medical treatment from overseas if and when it was needed. Got to work C2 for the AIREVAC mission for a while and it was amazing.


I had multiple deployments to Africa. I agree with one of the earlier posters…you don’t go there unarmed. The whole damn continent is trying to kill you, most humans included. It was beautiful, in places, but they can keep it. Frick that place. Last trip in was the Congo.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2676 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 12:45 pm to
Well at least she got up in dem guts!
Posted by Bob the Terrible
Oakdale, LA
Member since Nov 2004
1283 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 1:27 pm to
Next time, go to Las Vegas and gamble all day. Anyone who chose this as a honeymoon location nearly deserves such. But I can’t be that cruel about it. But what is WRONG with certain people?
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