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re: But were you disembowelled by a hippo on your honeymoon?

Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:06 am to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8987 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:06 am to
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Ten days later, I found myself in a swamp in Botswana with my intestines hanging out of my back.



Don't care, had sex
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22490 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:22 am to
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Our canoe had drifted away from the others. Suddenly, I heard a noise behind us – splashing, grunting, growling.


Same as drifting away from your group in the French Quarter.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27748 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:26 am to
Whenever hippos come up, I like to bring up that at one point there was a concerted effort to bring hippos to live in Louisiana. The thought was they would help control the invasive water hyacinth, and that they could be farmed and harvested for meat.

This is a long read, but well worth it. I wish someone would turn it into a movie

Atavist Magazine
Posted by cascadia
Georgia
Member since Jan 2014
2776 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:29 am to
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I spotted the hippo in the distance and zoomed in to take a photo – she was huge, her open mouth showing big teeth; the calves were behind her. Our canoe had drifted away from the others. Suddenly, I heard a noise behind us – splashing, grunting, growling. The boat started rocking. I turned to my left and saw the same hippo, mouth still open, charging


Hippos are quick sure but this is just ignorance. It didn’t just happen suddenly. He probably thought he could pet it
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2937 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:39 am to
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He probably thought he could pet it


explains how they "drifted away from the others".
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31458 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:41 am to
Hippos are some mean MF'ers


- Hippos kill an estimated 500 people per year in Africa.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
105405 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:56 am to
And this is why on our honeymoon we sat on the beach in the Caribbean drinking rum drinks

Though this guy has an incredible story and hell of a bonding event with his new wife

Though it’s sad she had to push his guts in rather than he do the same to her like most honeymoons
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32234 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 9:59 am to
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And this is why on our honeymoon we sat on the beach in the Caribbean drinking rum drinks

Though this guy has an incredible story and hell of a bonding event with his new wife

Though it’s sad she had to push his guts in rather than he do the same to her like most honeymoons

Isn't it ironic?
Posted by White Bear
Section 8
Member since Jul 2014
17918 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 10:11 am to
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But were you disembowelled by a hippo on your honeymoon?
Effectively yes, I just didn’t know it at the time.
Posted by UpToPar
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
23498 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 10:13 am to
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Though it’s sad she had to push his guts in rather than he do the same to her like most honeymoons


Some guys are into that......NTTAWWT
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
5334 posts
Posted on 11/13/26 at 10:17 am to
Just go to a Sandals, drink, and smash daily. This shouldn't be a hard task.
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