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Builder Does Poo On Roof He Was Meant To Be Fixing
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:40 pm
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:40 pm
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The 38-year-old dad, who asked to remain anonymous, hired a building firm to fix a leak in his loft – but not before checking the company out thoroughly online. However, when he decided to check the builders’ work once they had left his property in Skegness, the homeowner was disgusted to see a large pile of faeces they had left behind in their place.
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As though that wasn’t enough, the crapping culprit had posed for a picture while doing the disgusting deed – smiling as his pants sat around his ankles in broad daylight. Because Skegness is a small town and the builder sent the photographic evidence to some pals shortly after he’d taken the dump (because why not), the picture didn’t remain a secret for very long.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:43 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Should’ve gone with Garcia.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:46 pm to Evil Little Thing
quote:She does all my roofing.
Garcia.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:52 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
talk about a shitty job.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:00 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
there's been a few times I was on a 3 or 4 story jobsite roof when I thought I was going to have to shite on the roof.
Residential house? Climb down the ladder you a-hole.
Residential house? Climb down the ladder you a-hole.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:08 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Reminds me of an OT post a while back where a guy hosted a party at his place. Some guests had brought friends with them. Some he did not know. Later, after the party, he found a turd on a shelf in his house. Had. A pic of it too. 
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:08 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
"People look up to our crapmanship, Shittz Incorporated!"
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:45 pm to Tom Servo
A true upper decker.
A stinko on the stucco
A stinko on the stucco
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:07 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
A realtor friend of mine said she as at a new construction opening some plans and found some contractor poos.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:38 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Well, I’m sure they don’t have a port o potty so the option was on the roof where you can’t see it or behind the corner bushes by the kitchen
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:42 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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faeces
The plural of feces.
Who knew?
I thought it was fairy poo.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:48 pm to Fat and Happy
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Well, I’m sure they don’t have a port o potty so the option was on the roof where you can’t see it or behind the corner bushes by the kitchen
How about knocking on the door and asking to use their restroom?
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:54 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Let a roofer blow up my bathroom or have him shite on my roof? I really don't know which I would choose tbh
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:25 pm to WestSideTiger
quote:Please tell me you’re not an Air Traffic Controller?
A realtor friend of mine said she as at a new construction opening some plans and found some contractor poos.
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:44 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
Homeowner probably had it coming
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:56 pm to deathvalleyfreak43
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How about knocking on the door and asking to use their restroom?
I would say that asking the customer to use their restroom is pretty unprofessional, but this dude was stacking dingles on their shingles so I guess it wouldn't have mattered.
This post was edited on 9/1/19 at 9:57 pm
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