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Builder Does Poo On Roof He Was Meant To Be Fixing

Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:40 pm
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14570 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:40 pm
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The 38-year-old dad, who asked to remain anonymous, hired a building firm to fix a leak in his loft – but not before checking the company out thoroughly online. However, when he decided to check the builders’ work once they had left his property in Skegness, the homeowner was disgusted to see a large pile of faeces they had left behind in their place.


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As though that wasn’t enough, the crapping culprit had posed for a picture while doing the disgusting deed – smiling as his pants sat around his ankles in broad daylight. Because Skegness is a small town and the builder sent the photographic evidence to some pals shortly after he’d taken the dump (because why not), the picture didn’t remain a secret for very long.


Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16906 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:43 pm to
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11637 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:43 pm to
Should’ve gone with Garcia.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22448 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

Garcia.
She does all my roofing.
Posted by Cajun367
S. Louisiana
Member since Oct 2017
1943 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:52 pm to
talk about a shitty job.
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 6:55 pm to
shite happens
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3414 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:00 pm to
there's been a few times I was on a 3 or 4 story jobsite roof when I thought I was going to have to shite on the roof.

Residential house? Climb down the ladder you a-hole.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22017 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:08 pm to
Reminds me of an OT post a while back where a guy hosted a party at his place. Some guests had brought friends with them. Some he did not know. Later, after the party, he found a turd on a shelf in his house. Had. A pic of it too.
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
587 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:08 pm to
"People look up to our crapmanship, Shittz Incorporated!"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135029 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 7:45 pm to
A true upper decker.


A stinko on the stucco
Posted by WestSideTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
5493 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:07 pm to
A realtor friend of mine said she as at a new construction opening some plans and found some contractor poos.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
20244 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:38 pm to
Well, I’m sure they don’t have a port o potty so the option was on the roof where you can’t see it or behind the corner bushes by the kitchen
Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16891 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

faeces


The plural of feces.

Who knew?

I thought it was fairy poo.
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14570 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:48 pm to
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Well, I’m sure they don’t have a port o potty so the option was on the roof where you can’t see it or behind the corner bushes by the kitchen


How about knocking on the door and asking to use their restroom?
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
3829 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 8:54 pm to
Let a roofer blow up my bathroom or have him shite on my roof? I really don't know which I would choose tbh
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
14570 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:10 pm to
Hard choice for sure
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:25 pm to
quote:

A realtor friend of mine said she as at a new construction opening some plans and found some contractor poos.
Please tell me you’re not an Air Traffic Controller?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:44 pm to
Homeowner probably had it coming
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
14238 posts
Posted on 9/1/19 at 9:56 pm to
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How about knocking on the door and asking to use their restroom?


I would say that asking the customer to use their restroom is pretty unprofessional, but this dude was stacking dingles on their shingles so I guess it wouldn't have mattered.
This post was edited on 9/1/19 at 9:57 pm
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