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re: Buddy's wife divorcing him, claims she's pansexual

Posted on 3/26/18 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by YoungManOldMan
Member since Dec 2017
1882 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

pansexual


I have no worries. My wife hasn't seen the kitchen since the day we got married.
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:03 pm to
He's better off

This post was edited on 3/26/18 at 3:03 pm
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5252 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:07 pm to
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Dear god. I mean I've heard of people using random household knick-knacks for sexual stimulation, but actually preferring to exclusively use cookware is somewhat disturbing.


That's why I'm always nervous about eating brownies and stuff that people bring to work
Posted by wartiger2004
9X National Champions WDE RIP CK
Member since Aug 2011
20192 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:08 pm to
Does she identify as an electric skillet?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:10 pm to
I have no fricking idea what all these new genders are.

Posted by IllegalPete
Front Range
Member since Oct 2017
7182 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:14 pm to
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Damn intersectionalism is going to have humans fricking plants one day.


Harvey Weinstein has been doing this for years.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:17 pm to
So brave
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19260 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:18 pm to
drugs
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30452 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:20 pm to
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Damn intersectionalism is going to have humans fricking plants one day.


You have missed the women spending an inordinate amount of time picking produce at the market. Women have been porkin' plants since the first cavewoman found a cucumber plant.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:23 pm to
I will never for the life of me understand the difference between bisexual and pansexual.... actually there's one, and it's that pansexuals are always without fail major attention whores. Seriously, look at this list, because all of them are like in the top 1% of attention whores really out of celebrities as a whole: LINK
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28526 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

pansexual




I believe the proper medical term is sluticus varietis.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11622 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:36 pm to
This is so stupid. Just because you’re married doesn’t mean you’ll never be attracted to anyone else, regardless of your orientation. You choose to be faithful (or not). Citing that as the reason = she’s sick of him and wants strange, not that she needs to be free to be herself.
This post was edited on 3/26/18 at 3:37 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:44 pm to
Tell your buddy to start dressing like this dude.



Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:44 pm to
Pansexual is the new PC way of saying "Bi sex addict".
Posted by OchoDedos
Republic of Texas
Member since Oct 2014
39906 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 3:51 pm to
just asked my wife what is pansexual, and gave her the IPad...she's rofl, wants to know if she's fooling around with a ladyboy?

i'm so confused
Posted by MontyFranklyn
T-Town
Member since Jan 2012
24299 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61430 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 4:07 pm to
quote:

not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.


this just confuses the ever loving shite out of me.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61430 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 4:09 pm to
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wants to know if she's fooling around with a ladyboy?

possibly, or a bulldyke...or just another regular ol dude. Basically she likes to get down.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26912 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 4:17 pm to
She's fricking the dogs
Posted by TheGator
Member since Mar 2017
164 posts
Posted on 3/26/18 at 4:17 pm to
The only name on that list that I recognized was Miley Cyrus.
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