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re: Buddy of mine going on a date this Friday with a deaf girl...
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:58 pm to UptownJoeBrown
Posted on 1/7/25 at 6:58 pm to UptownJoeBrown
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Deaf chicks frick like crazy. Fact.
Do they sound weird when they cum?
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Posted on 1/7/25 at 7:05 pm to fareplay
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Before you go on a date
1. Full body recent pic
2. Know if they were divorced widowd etc
3. Have kids? Want kids?
4. Debt
5. Disabilities/ health
If she asks about the size of your dick. I have a feeling you are SOL.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 7:14 pm to Longhorn Actual
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Do they sound weird when they cum?
it’s, uh, different, but so are a lot of azn girls that aren’t deaf
Posted on 1/7/25 at 7:45 pm to Jenious
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she never told him she was deaf. He found her Facebook page and she had a few videos and she has that "deaf speech" like really
If he didn't figure it out, he's as dumb as she is deaf. Sounds like a good match.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:07 pm to Jenious
I chatted online with a cute deaf girl a long time ago. Everything was going well and I ask her what kind of music she listens to. She reminded me she was deaf and really didn't listen to music. Then my dumbass asks her If I can call her. Special.
Promptly blocked.
Promptly blocked.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:08 pm to Townedrunkard
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Not my proudest moment, but we ended up having sex that night and I had to see if she could really hear so I started calling her a dirty whore and all kinds of other stuff I rather not say while hitting it doggie and she never reacted. So she really couldn’t hear anything at all.
I’m ashamed of myself for laughing.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:17 pm to Longhorn Actual
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Do they sound weird when they cum?
They have no idea if they do or not.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:19 pm to Jenious
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Cute. Nice rack
Should have led with this. Sounds like your buddy is getting a pretty sweet deal.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:41 pm to Topwater Trout
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we used to play Louisiana school for the deaf in football. They made the craziest noises when hitting or getting hit...tough kids also
Basketball was worse. Almost the entire gym is banging on drums and random shite and making those sounds.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:45 pm to Geauxldninja
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Should have led with this. Sounds like your buddy is getting a pretty sweet deal.
He's going on the date and doesn't have an issue with her being deaf but he is wondering why she never brought it up. She has to know there's going to be a shock factor when they meet and she speaks. He went back to her Tinder profile and there is literally nothing that could point to her being deaf.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:50 pm to junkfunky
Dated a deaf girl for several years. It was a blind date but ended up letting her stick around. Cheated like crazy ad the sex was horrible. Chick was all state in track and a black belt.
In all honesty, you get sick of them not being able to communicate their thoughts or feelings a normal relationship.
You look like a saint to people on the perimeter. Chick's think your so understanding and tolerate.
In all honesty, you get sick of them not being able to communicate their thoughts or feelings a normal relationship.
You look like a saint to people on the perimeter. Chick's think your so understanding and tolerate.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:50 pm to Jenious
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there is literally nothing that could point to her being deaf.
they'll be getting it on and she'll be tapping furiously on his back, like she's tapping out Morse code to get the cavalry to come save Custer, old baw will ask her what's wrong, she'll say(in Morse code,) sorry, I'm a moaner
Posted on 1/7/25 at 8:54 pm to 777Tiger
This got me
Y’all some funny mofos
Y’all some funny mofos
Posted on 1/7/25 at 9:16 pm to Jenious
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He's going on the date and doesn't have an issue with her being deaf but he is wondering why she never brought it up. She has to know there's going to be a shock factor when they meet and she speaks. He went back to her Tinder profile and there is literally nothing that could point to her being deaf.
I'm an a-hole so I can already tell you this won't be good advice. But, I'd pretend to not know for the first few minutes, find a way to get upset that she's "ignoring" me, and ask her "what are you, deaf?"
Posted on 1/7/25 at 9:19 pm to MemphisGuy
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Here's the kicker...she never told him she was deaf.
She probably did but he didn't hear her.
Posted on 1/7/25 at 9:20 pm to Jenious
They can sing a duet!
“Rollercoaster, of love”
“Say what?”
“Rollercoaster, of love”
“Say what?”
Posted on 1/7/25 at 9:45 pm to Jenious
At least she won't be able to hear if he farts
Posted on 1/7/25 at 9:46 pm to Jenious
We can't wait to hear how it goes....keep us posted
Posted on 1/7/25 at 9:51 pm to PurpleSingularity
wtf is that?
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