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re: BRPD arrests former Take 5 Oil Change employee - hell of a mugshot

Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:57 pm to
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30172 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

that is a BAD case of fetal alcohol syndrome


The deck was stacked against this kid before he was even born. It's fricking sad, and not something that should be laughed at.
Posted by TrueTiger
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 5:27 pm to
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 5:58 pm to
...and some people say space aliens aren't real.
Posted by SuperSaint
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 6:02 pm to
Is that fetal alcohol syndrome or crack baby?
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17665 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 6:57 pm to
He was the lookout and the thief
Posted by RelicBatches86
Florida
Member since Nov 2024
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:03 pm to
Was he on the spectrum too?
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17665 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:12 pm to
He def passed the look both ways section of his drivers test
Posted by bdavids09
Member since Jun 2017
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:15 pm to
WTF is that?
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:40 pm to
His momma must have been his father’s trans son.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:44 pm to
Something fused improperly on him.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3733 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:51 pm to
Wasn't he in the Cantina Band?
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 6/8/26 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Look at these PhD candidates

And wearing crosses, no less.
Posted by tigerlion
Member since Jul 2009
2408 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 8:06 pm to
There’s no way this dude ever only “took 5” to do anything. Dude takes more than 5 to strap on his Velcro shoes.
Posted by uaslick
Tuscaloosa
Member since May 2011
1326 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 8:13 pm to
One of the comments on X says he has Atchafoya syndrome. One eye looking atcha, one eye looking foya.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora
Member since Sep 2012
76069 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 8:39 pm to
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used to work at Take 5 Oil Change


He could change the oil filter and drain the radiator at the same time.
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
12260 posts
Posted on 6/8/26 at 10:56 pm to
he's just keeping an eye on the oil change place across the street too.
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