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re: Brooklyn jail guard accused of sexual assault by his huge, smelly, hook-shaped penis
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:56 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:56 am to DemonKA3268
Eh. This one wouldn’t have complained but they would have found him with it stuck in a whale’s arse unable to pull out unassisted.
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Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:01 am to teke184
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Someone call the police. Get them to send a sketch artist. We can put up posters all over town reading “Have you seen this prick? Last spotted hanging out in the girl’s showers at Angel Beach High”
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:07 am to LSUGrad9295
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This kinda reminds me of the principal's office scene in Porky's...except that Tommy Turner's tallywhacker had a mole.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:07 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:11 am to DemonKA3268
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:15 am to DemonKA3268
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued,
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:23 am to The Truth 34
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued,
She was lonely.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:31 am to DemonKA3268
How did you miss this gem?
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Indeed, the schlong arm of the law caught up to Perez when the feds made him drop trou to make a positive ID.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:33 am to DemonKA3268
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued,
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“He just tried to like, you know, push my head down so I could suck his d–k,” the woman testified, weeping
she goes from wanting to be all over that shite to weeping when she has to suck it in a matter of seconds.
shes delusional
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:33 am to DemonKA3268
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Lt. Eugenio Perez
also known as Byron Lengthy.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:37 am to Blizzard of Chizz
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Indeed, the schlong arm of the law caught up to Perez when the feds made him drop trou to make a positive ID.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:40 am to DemonKA3268
quote:Was in line for a promotion that will sadly never be.....to Captain Hook.
Lt. Eugenio Perez
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:41 am to DemonKA3268
Did they call him Captain Hook?
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:44 am to btnetigers
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Did they call him Captain Hook?
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:47 am to DemonKA3268
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quote: “If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:51 am to DemonKA3268
That is one of the funniest scenes in any movie I have ever seen. I would love to see the outtakes from that. I guarantee they had to record it way more than one time.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 9:55 am to DemonKA3268
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“He wasn’t circumcised
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kind of smelled bad.
Checks out....
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