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Brooklyn jail guard accused of sexual assault by his huge, smelly, hook-shaped penis
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 am
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 am
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A Brooklyn jail guard’s massive, hook-shaped penis helped the feds nab him for sexually assaulting inmates, it was revealed in court Tuesday as jurors listened on in shock.
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Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex — and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.
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“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook…It was humongous and it curved,” a 38-year-old former inmate of the federal lockup in Sunset Park testified anonymously.
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But, she noted, his mammoth member kind of smelled bad.
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“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
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The woman, who was jailed at the time on a drug charge but has since been released, said Perez had approached her when she was getting cleaning supplies from the camera-less lieutenants’ office at the jail — and at first she embraced his hugs and kisses because she was lonely.
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But when he whipped out his hefty pecker she got scared.
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“He just tried to like, you know, push my head down so I could suck his d–k,” the woman testified, weeping.
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This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 9:26 am
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:09 am to DemonKA3268
brb
:grabs tissue and lotion:
:grabs tissue and lotion:
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:11 am to DemonKA3268
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If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:15 am to DemonKA3268
being hung can be a curse...at least that's what i've heard
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:15 am to TheChosenOne
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brb :grabs tissue and lotion:
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:17 am to Upperdecker
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If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:18 am to DemonKA3268
If this was a campfire story, it would end with the couple opening the door to find the hook dick hanging from it.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:20 am to DemonKA3268
Your honor, the defense would like to present exhibit A into evidence.
The defense rests, your honor.
The defense rests, your honor.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:20 am to teke184
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If this was a campfire story, it would end with the couple opening the door to find the hook dick hanging from it.
and then it would really stink.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:31 am to DemonKA3268
I bet this trial ends in a hung jury....
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:32 am to DemonKA3268
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If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to DemonKA3268
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Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex — and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.
This kinda reminds me of the principal's office scene in Porky's...except that Tommy Turner's tallywhacker had a mole.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to LSUGrad9295
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I bet this trial ends in a hung jury....
You know there has to be some of the female jury members that are getting more than excited hearing the witness describe it.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to DemonKA3268
I’d like to see pics of the female inmates and also the humongous hook shaped penis.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:37 am to biglego
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I’d like to see pics of the female inmates and also the humongous hook shaped penis.
I'm sure all the women are OT 10s. As far as the penis, you're on your own to find that.
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:37 am to DemonKA3268
There was a man from Kent
Whose pecker was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble he bent it double
So instead of cumming he went
Whose pecker was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble he bent it double
So instead of cumming he went
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:43 am to LSUGrad9295
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This kinda reminds me of the principal's office scene in Porky's...except that Tommy Turner's tallywhacker had a mole.
Such a great scene, the guys in the background trying not to laugh...
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:55 am to DemonKA3268
Someone call the police. Get them to send a sketch artist.
We can put up posters all over town reading “Have you seen this prick? Last spotted hanging out in the girl’s showers at Angel Beach High”
We can put up posters all over town reading “Have you seen this prick? Last spotted hanging out in the girl’s showers at Angel Beach High”
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:55 am to Upperdecker
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If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
Wonder if he would have kept it clean if he would have gotten in trouble?
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