Started By
Message

Brooklyn jail guard accused of sexual assault by his huge, smelly, hook-shaped penis

Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 am
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:07 am

quote:

A Brooklyn jail guard’s massive, hook-shaped penis helped the feds nab him for sexually assaulting inmates, it was revealed in court Tuesday as jurors listened on in shock.
quote:

Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex — and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.
quote:

“He wasn’t circumcised. It was big, and it was like a hook…It was humongous and it curved,” a 38-year-old former inmate of the federal lockup in Sunset Park testified anonymously.
quote:

But, she noted, his mammoth member kind of smelled bad.
quote:

“If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
quote:

The woman, who was jailed at the time on a drug charge but has since been released, said Perez had approached her when she was getting cleaning supplies from the camera-less lieutenants’ office at the jail — and at first she embraced his hugs and kisses because she was lonely.
quote:

But when he whipped out his hefty pecker she got scared.
quote:

“He just tried to like, you know, push my head down so I could suck his d–k,” the woman testified, weeping.

LINK
This post was edited on 5/2/18 at 9:26 am
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
18521 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:09 am to
brb

:grabs tissue and lotion:

Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30591 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:11 am to
quote:

If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67591 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:15 am to
being hung can be a curse...at least that's what i've heard
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:15 am to
quote:

brb :grabs tissue and lotion:
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:17 am to
quote:

If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95832 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:18 am to
If this was a campfire story, it would end with the couple opening the door to find the hook dick hanging from it.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64639 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:20 am to
Your honor, the defense would like to present exhibit A into evidence.



The defense rests, your honor.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:20 am to
quote:

If this was a campfire story, it would end with the couple opening the door to find the hook dick hanging from it.

and then it would really stink.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33497 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:31 am to
I bet this trial ends in a hung jury....
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67493 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:32 am to
quote:

If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued

Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33497 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to
quote:

Lt. Eugenio Perez is accused of forcing women at the Metropolitan Detention Center to give him oral sex — and prosecutors said they were able to nail him as a suspect when multiple accusers described his distinctive phallus.


This kinda reminds me of the principal's office scene in Porky's...except that Tommy Turner's tallywhacker had a mole.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to
quote:

I bet this trial ends in a hung jury....

You know there has to be some of the female jury members that are getting more than excited hearing the witness describe it.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76377 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:33 am to
I’d like to see pics of the female inmates and also the humongous hook shaped penis.
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:37 am to
quote:

I’d like to see pics of the female inmates and also the humongous hook shaped penis.

I'm sure all the women are OT 10s. As far as the penis, you're on your own to find that.
Posted by tidalmouse
Whatsamotta U.
Member since Jan 2009
30706 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:37 am to
There was a man from Kent
Whose pecker was so long that it bent
To save himself trouble he bent it double
So instead of cumming he went
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:43 am to
quote:

This kinda reminds me of the principal's office scene in Porky's...except that Tommy Turner's tallywhacker had a mole.

Such a great scene, the guys in the background trying not to laugh...
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:47 am to
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95832 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:55 am to
Someone call the police. Get them to send a sketch artist.

We can put up posters all over town reading “Have you seen this prick? Last spotted hanging out in the girl’s showers at Angel Beach High”
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
19197 posts
Posted on 5/2/18 at 8:55 am to
quote:

If it didn’t stink I would have been all over that s–t,” she continued, describing the odor as “pissy,” as jurors’ eyebrows shot up.

Wonder if he would have kept it clean if he would have gotten in trouble?
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram