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re: Britney Spears arrested for DUI

Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:28 am to
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69996 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

was handcuffed by the California Highway Patrol around 9:30 p.m. and booked early Thursday morning around 3 a.m.


6 hours to get booked seems a bit long

Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130004 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:28 am to
quote:

She's been an absolute train wreck since the court lifted that conservatorship. Hope the consequences of this get her back on track



Its almost as if there was a reason for the conservatorship and meddling wackjobs didn't know what they were talking about
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77203 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:30 am to
quote:

I can fix her


quote:

SuperSaint


Maybe y'all could just fix each other?
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26623 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:32 am to
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Who had that on their bingo card...


No the question is, who thought K-Fed would have turned out normal, and by at least the media accounts, a good dad?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19907 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:32 am to
I bet she is wild when she drinks
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
3322 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:34 am to
You don't say? I wonder if she did one of those crazy dead-eye dances for the arresting officer.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96750 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:34 am to
quote:

Nobody gets out normal.



Sadly, I agree but I was hopeful
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21111 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:41 am to
Hell yeah, free britney is doing a reunion tour.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62629 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:52 am to
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All those “Free Britney” idiots got what they wanted. Her family who knows her best helped keep her out of trouble and handled her obvious issues behind closed doors.


I mean, I hear ya, but she was an adult and this is still The United States of America. Unless she was dangerous enough to actually be committed by a judge to some long-term mental facility, she had/has the right to be bat-shite crazy and make as many legal terrible decisions as she wanted/wants and blow through her money however she deemed/deems fit. Especially since she earned it.

And while I’m sure her dad truly loves her, but if you think he put himself in that position strictly out of the goodness of his heart and wasn’t getting a substantial financial benefit himself, you’re more bat-shite than Britney.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
32772 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:56 am to
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Her family who knows her best helped keep her out of trouble and handled her obvious issues behind closed doors.


That's not sufficient justification to utterly neuter the rights of an adult in the United States. By the the standard of "someone else could do it better", we would need to put 90% of the population under conservatorship.
Posted by Hot Carl
Prayers up for 3
Member since Dec 2005
62629 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:57 am to
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That's not sufficient justification to utterly neuter the rights of an adult in the United States. By the the standard of "someone else could do it better", we would need to put 90% of the population under conservatorship.


Thank you
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96750 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 9:59 am to
quote:

6 hours to get booked seems a bit long



They force you to sober up before being sprung just fyi
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36273 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:13 am to
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By the the standard of "someone else could do it better", we would need to put 90% of the population under conservatorship.


Sounds good to me.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55748 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:16 am to
not guilty
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17713 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:23 am to
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Hope her kids turn out normal.

Her kids are adults now and were mostly raised by their father. By all accounts, it appears they turned out normal.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
2271 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:25 am to
She prob didn’t even have to detox in jail.
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15623 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:27 am to
quote:

Judge: "Britney how do you plead?"

Britney: "I'm not that innocent"

This mother fricker here is winning at the internets.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78213 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:32 am to
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That's not sufficient justification to utterly neuter the rights of an adult in the United States.


Almost like her not having overwatch would lead to her making bad decisions like risking others lives by drinking and driving.
Posted by LSUDonMCO
Orlando
Member since Dec 2003
8677 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:32 am to
[quote]Judge: "Britney how do you plead?"

Britney: "Oops I did it again!"
Posted by Patsy Parisi
Member since Dec 2025
881 posts
Posted on 3/5/26 at 10:33 am to
She should be arrested on STD charges.
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