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re: Brazilian woman, 34, cuts off husband's penis and flushes it down the toilet

Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:08 pm to
Posted by PurpleDaze
tickfaw
Member since Aug 2005
165 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:08 pm to
"Might have" Na Dawg, he deserved it.
Posted by cadillacattack
the ATL
Member since May 2020
4586 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:08 pm to

Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
12137 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:11 pm to
Did she do it because it was family, or because it was a young girl, or because he cheated on her? Dude pretty much gave her no choice.
Posted by nitwit
Member since Oct 2007
12300 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:12 pm to
There's a reasonably good chance the current US GOP will find the penis and nominate it as its presidential candidate.
At least the Dems found a near- brain- dead candidate...
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4544 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:12 pm to
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What's with Latino women and cutting off dicks?


I hear people make jokes about Hispanic women having razor blades in their mouth once a month.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13427 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:13 pm to
I can imagine getting that call at the local treatment plant, "Did you have a mans penis wash in there?"
Posted by Partha
Member since Jan 2022
6148 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:14 pm to
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What's with Latino women and cutting off dicks?

Considering that Latin American women are "Latina", a Latino would have to cut off his dick to become a woman.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38705 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:17 pm to
Could use some more pics to better determine her punishment.

ETA that pic is of a different penis cutter.

quote:

Brazilian wife 'COOKS her husband's penis in a frying pan after killing him "in self-defence" and slicing it off when they argued about splitting up'


quote:

Dayane Cristina Rodrigues Machado, 33, was arrested by police in Sao Goncalo


This post was edited on 12/26/23 at 2:26 pm
Posted by Northshoretiger87
Member since Apr 2016
3846 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:24 pm to
“he had bedded her 15-year-old niece. ”

“wife who cut off her husband's penis and flushed it down the loo”

She is a hero, and deserves her own parade.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36444 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:28 pm to
quote:

There's a reasonably good chance the current US GOP will find the penis and nominate it as its presidential candidate.
At least the Dems found a near- brain- dead candidate...

Your current President showered with his preteen daughter and his son, like the man in question here, has probably also had sex with his 15 year old niece.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
127260 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:36 pm to
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Aren’t they generally bat shite crazy if you cross them?
You could have just stopped after "crazy."
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99656 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:45 pm to
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99656 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:48 pm to
I certainly hope this never happens to me. I hate dealing with clogged toilets.
Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
68883 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

I hate dealing with clogged toilets.



ISWYDT
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
263217 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:49 pm to
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Brazilian women are crazy


Thats more than a Trillion, correct?
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99656 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:51 pm to
I was disappointed no one else had.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45251 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 2:55 pm to
quote:

Hopefully the blade wasn't dull.


quote:

15 year old niece


frick that, I hope it was. There is no such thing as cruel and unusual punishment when dealing with pedos, IMO.
Posted by LeroyBrown
South Side Of Chicago
Member since Jul 2017
561 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 3:04 pm to
That’s not cool.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43744 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 3:09 pm to
Lock both of them up for different reasons of course
Posted by BigD43
Member since Jun 2016
867 posts
Posted on 12/26/23 at 3:21 pm to
Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldnt that hurt?
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