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Brain Fart Moments
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:30 am
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:30 am
My finger still hurts every time I see a can of bean dip. Once wanted to get the residue out of a can to finish it off. Used my finger to do a quick clean up along the inside diameter of the can. Made a beautiful cut.
Share your brain fart moments.
Share your brain fart moments.
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Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:36 am to Ramblin Wreck
I opened this thread
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:38 am to Ramblin Wreck
One time I came back home after being gone overnight to find my front door standing wide open, just like I had left it.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:47 am to Ramblin Wreck
Thanksgiving Day couple years ago we were getting ready to eat.I decided to sharpen the carving knife and sliced my finger open. Wife(NP) had to stop what she was doing and suture my finger.
I keep sutures stashed ever since she sewed my hand with sewing needle and fishing line once.
I keep sutures stashed ever since she sewed my hand with sewing needle and fishing line once.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:49 am to Hot Carl
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Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:51 am to LSUA 75
quote:
keep sutures stashed ever since she sewed my hand with sewing needle and fishing line once.
You may want to work on your knife skills brah.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:52 am to Ramblin Wreck
went to change a sawzall blade after cutting thick metal with it for 10 minutes. stuck to my fingers. still have the scars and have trouble with fingerprint unlock on phones
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:54 am to Ramblin Wreck
quote:
bean dip. Once wanted to get the residue out of a can to finish it off. Used my finger to do a quick clean up along the inside diameter of the can.
That is the fattest thing I've ever read.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 11:56 am to Ramblin Wreck
In a real "formal" moment at a classy event I went to introduce my girlfriend to an old acquaintance I hadn't seen in years and I couldn't for the life of me get her name out of my mouth. I just couldn't think of it. She had to finally step in and introduce herself to him and shake his hand. The different shades of red I turned must have been fun to watch. Nerves, they're real.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:18 pm to Ramblin Wreck
I lose my keys like twice a month.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:20 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Got married....Had kids....
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:21 pm to eScott
quote:quote:That is the fattest thing I've ever read.
bean dip. Once wanted to get the residue out of a can to finish it off. Used my finger to do a quick clean up along the inside diameter of the can.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:22 pm to SouthEndzoneTiger
quote:Holup, you forgot your girlfriend's name, NOT the old acquaintance's name?
In a real "formal" moment at a classy event I went to introduce my girlfriend to an old acquaintance I hadn't seen in years and I couldn't for the life of me get her name out of my mouth. I just couldn't think of it. She had to finally step in and introduce herself to him and shake his hand.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:23 pm to JDPndahizzy
quote:Life is just one huge brain fart eh?
Got married....Had kids....
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:39 pm to Ramblin Wreck
quote:
Once wanted to get the residue out of a can to finish it off. Used my finger to do a quick clean up along the inside diameter of the can.
Had a similar experience but it wasn’t my finger.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:44 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Don’t know about brain farts, but just ripped a huge one right before the secretary walked in with mail.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:46 pm to Korkstand
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Holup, you forgot your girlfriend's name, NOT the old acquaintance's name?
That is correct.
Posted on 7/23/20 at 2:50 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Back when we still used M-60 machine guns in the Army I fired 100 rounds during a live fire exercise and had to remount an APC. The M-60 had a handle on it but when I hurried to pick it up and arsehole and elbows it back to the track I grabbed the hot barrel instead of said handle. 
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:04 pm to Ramblin Wreck
If I come home carrying bags or whatever, I catch myself reaching for my car remote to unlock the house door. I do this more often than you’d think. Sometimes I actually press it before realizing what I’m doing.
This post was edited on 7/23/20 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 7/23/20 at 3:21 pm to Ramblin Wreck
decided to reverse sear some steaks. Cook them in a cast iron skillet in the oven for 25 minutes then remove and let rest. Once the steaks were plated I went to return the pan to the stove top and grabbed the handle without a mit. As a welder buddy says, I found out it was way to heavy for me to pick up and dropped it on the floor. Left a nice brand on the palm of my hand. 
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