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Boost your best Alabama joke here ...
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:38 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:38 am
Alabama alum is driving through rural Alabama when he sees a man in an Alabama shirt rowing an old boat that is out in the middle of his pasture.
The alum pulls his car over and yells at the man "What is wrong with you ... this is exactly why everyone thinks that everyone is Alabama is an idiot. Damn, I'd kick you arse if I could swim ..."
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Two Gump wives are talking on the front porch. One looks up and says "damn, here comes my husband with a dozen roses, my legs will be spread apart all weekend.
Second wife pauses and second and says "What's the matter, you don't have a vase?"
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I know you can do better than these clinkers.
The alum pulls his car over and yells at the man "What is wrong with you ... this is exactly why everyone thinks that everyone is Alabama is an idiot. Damn, I'd kick you arse if I could swim ..."
- - - - - - - - - - - -
Two Gump wives are talking on the front porch. One looks up and says "damn, here comes my husband with a dozen roses, my legs will be spread apart all weekend.
Second wife pauses and second and says "What's the matter, you don't have a vase?"
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I know you can do better than these clinkers.
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Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:48 am to chinhoyang
Saw a sign on gameday that said "they say roll tide cause they can't spell elephant"
This post was edited on 11/3/18 at 9:49 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 9:51 am to chinhoyang
He was a virgin till he was 25. Roll tide
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:24 am to al_cajun
Wanna see some funny shite?? Get a chair and go sit at a roundabout in Alabama. Anyone it doesn’t matter..
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:27 am to mpar98
quote:
Saw a sign on gameday that said "they say roll tide cause they can't spell elephant"
Posted on 11/3/18 at 10:32 am to upgrayedd
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Tuscaloosa?
A: They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
A: They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:20 am to chinhoyang
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:29 am to chinhoyang
Stolen from a Game Day sign:
The most popular dating website in Alabama is Ancestry.com.
The most popular dating website in Alabama is Ancestry.com.
This post was edited on 11/3/18 at 11:29 am
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:50 am to chinhoyang
Tuscaloosa...old Indian word for "no teeth"
Posted on 11/3/18 at 11:51 am to chinhoyang
How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?
Anywhere else, it would have been called a "teethbrush".
Anywhere else, it would have been called a "teethbrush".
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:54 pm to chinhoyang
You know when an Alabama man has found his true, forever love?
When he takes his sister out for their wedding anniversary dinner, he lets her use the false teeth first.
When he takes his sister out for their wedding anniversary dinner, he lets her use the false teeth first.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 1:56 pm to chinhoyang
Boooooo, horrible.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:04 pm to TT9
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Boooooo, horrible.
How do you know TT9 doesn't have a sense of humor? He's an Alabama fan.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:25 pm to Mud_Till_May
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:32 pm to chinhoyang
The head moves back and forth with a string
Posted on 11/3/18 at 2:34 pm to chinhoyang
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?
Because everyone has the same DNA.
Because everyone has the same DNA.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:37 pm to chinhoyang
Group of Bama alumns walk into a bar cheering “18 months! 18 months!”
Bartender asks “What are we celebrating tonight, boys?”
“We finished a puzzle in 18 months and on the box it said 3-5 years”.
Bartender asks “What are we celebrating tonight, boys?”
“We finished a puzzle in 18 months and on the box it said 3-5 years”.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 5:50 pm to Pvt Hudson
A Bama fan was asked by another Bama fan if he smoked when he was through banging his sister. He scratched his head and answered "I don't know, I never looked."
Who is the poorest person in Alabama?
The tooth fairy.
Who is the poorest person in Alabama?
The tooth fairy.
Posted on 11/3/18 at 6:18 pm to chinhoyang
Idea for a photoshop meme (slightly lifted from a different one):
Take a picture of Saban and shop a pic of a tiger mounting him from behind and caption it: "Hey Nick, we've been Saban this for you!"
Take a picture of Saban and shop a pic of a tiger mounting him from behind and caption it: "Hey Nick, we've been Saban this for you!"
Posted on 11/3/18 at 6:30 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Rice is (3-0) against Alabama
Average score: Rice 22.7 - Alabama 6.3
Per decade
All games
1956/09/22 Rice 20 - Alabama 13 W
1955/09/24 Rice 20 - Alabama 0 W
1954/01/01 Rice 28 - Alabama 6 W Cotton Bowl
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