re: Body of dismembered man found in Livingston Parish woods

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Shouldn’t it be “Dismembered Body of a Man”?

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Yep.

Now we're cooking with propane.

Sitting at bar right now with two girls who know Ashton Hanchey.


They are not surprised.

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Sitting at bar right now with two girls who know Ashton Hanchey.


They are not surprised.

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deets?

That picture should be sent to the fark board.

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deets

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Dated a friend of theirs. Dated for 4 years they said.


He beat the shite out of her constantly.

He's top middle pic.

Man there are some really bad jokes in this thread.

Reminds me of a joke I Once heard.

So on valentine’s day a man is walking by himself down a pier over the ocean and he hears crying, he gets to the end of the pier and finds a girl with no arms and no legs.

He asks her why she was crying.


She says “, it’s valentine’s day, i’m 18 years old, i’ve Got no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been kissed.

So he thinks about it, picks her up in his arms, kisses her passionately and deeply, then sets her down.


She starts crying again.

Again he asks her what’s wrong.


She says “, it’s valentine’s day, i’m 18 years old, i’ve Got no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been eaten out.


So he thinks about it and says “what the hell.”
He picks her up, flips are over, takes off her bikini bottom and licks her until she screams with pleasure. Then he sets her down.

And she starts crying again.

This time he asks her, exasperated, “what’s wrong now!?”



She says “, it’s valentine’s day, i’m 18 years old, i’ve Got no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been fricked.


So he things about it for a minute, swoops her up in his arms, looks deep in her eyes, throws her Into the ocean and says,




”YOU’RE frickED NOW!”

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Man there are some really bad jokes in this thread.

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Reminds me of a joke I Once heard. 

So on valentine’s day a man is walking by himself down a pier over the ocean and he hears crying, he gets to the end of the pier and finds a girl with no arms and no legs. 

He asks her why she was crying. 


She says “, it’s valentine’s day, i’m 18 years old, i’ve Got no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been kissed. 

So he thinks about it, picks her up in his arms, kisses her passionately and deeply, then sets her down. 


She starts crying again. 

Again he asks her what’s wrong. 


She says “, it’s valentine’s day, i’m 18 years old, i’ve Got no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been eaten out. 


So he thinks about it and says “what the hell.” 
He picks her up, flips are over, takes off her bikini bottom and licks her until she screams with pleasure. Then he sets her down. 

And she starts crying again. 

This time he asks her, exasperated, “what’s wrong now!?” 



She says “, it’s valentine’s day, i’m 18 years old, i’ve Got no arms and no legs, and I’ve never been fricked. 


So he things about it for a minute, swoops her up in his arms, looks deep in her eyes, throws her Into the ocean and says, 




”YOU’RE frickED NOW

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