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Blogger, 26, claims using SEMEN as face cream is the secret to glowing skin
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:23 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:23 am
Been telling my wife this for years
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A beauty blogger has claimed she saves money on expensive cosmetics by using a friend's semen as face cream - keeping it in her fridge.
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Kelly Zolanski, 26, from New York, was first inspired to use the bodily fluid after seeing a video online about how much 'nutrients and protein' sperm contains, and decided to give it a go for an all-natural glow.
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The singleton coyly texted a friend and asked if he would be her supplier before sheepishly welcoming him into her home where he made a deposit into a tub in her bathroom.
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'It's a cheap, homemade alternative to expensive brands,'
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'I keep it in a jar in the fridge. I live alone so no one will need to see it when they're making breakfast.
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Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:24 am to DemonKA3268
been telling females this for decades.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:24 am to DemonKA3268
I bet she do.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:24 am to DemonKA3268
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Been telling my wife this for years
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:27 am to DemonKA3268
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made a deposit into a tub in her bathroom
he negotiated poorly.
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'I keep it in a jar in the fridge. I live alone so no one will need to see it when they're making breakfast.
umm, kelly, your mayo is spoiled.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:27 am to DemonKA3268
Looks like she can get a lifetimes worth...
Fixed it for her.
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'It's a cheap, handmade alternative to expensive brands,'
Fixed it for her.
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 8:29 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:29 am to DemonKA3268
Did you really need to put that in all caps?
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:30 am to Hangover Haven
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handmade
ISWYDT
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:30 am to DemonKA3268
She finally watched Nip/Tuck
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:31 am to Bunk Moreland
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d you really need to put that in all caps?
Nope but the person who wrote the title seemed to think it was necessary.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:31 am to DemonKA3268
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I keep it in a jar in the fridge
How has her "friend" not convinced her it has to be warm????
This post was edited on 1/18/22 at 8:32 am
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:32 am to DemonKA3268
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Nope but the person who wrote the title seemed to think it was necessary.
semenal error
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:33 am to DemonKA3268
He should have at least got some motivation from her since she was gonna rub his jiz all over her face.
I mean she is kinda cute and has nice tits. At least let the man see them.
I mean she is kinda cute and has nice tits. At least let the man see them.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:33 am to DemonKA3268
She's 26, if you have old looking skin at that age, you either have terrible genes or you spend 12 hours a day in the sun.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:35 am to DemonKA3268
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A beauty blogger has claimed she saves money on expensive cosmetics by using a friend's semen as face cream - keeping it in her fridge.
If home boy was smart he’d convince her it didn’t work unless it was immediately applied to her face directly from the source.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:35 am to carhartt
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He should have at least got some motivation from her since she was gonna rub his jiz all over her face. I mean she is kinda cute and has nice tits. At least let the man see them.
I have a feeling she "assisted" with the deposit.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:36 am to Limitlesstigers
i don't see where she has old looking skin. maybe she's just trying to get a "head" of the situation?
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:40 am to MorbidTheClown
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i don't see where she has old looking skin. maybe she's just trying to get a "head" of the situation?
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:40 am to Limitlesstigers
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She's 26, if you have old looking skin at that age, you either have terrible genes or you spend 12 hours a day in the sun.
She got that year-round tan. I thought black don’t crack.
Posted on 1/18/22 at 8:41 am to DemonKA3268
Pay this woman now. She should be national news
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