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Billionaire woman wants to date a normal guy

Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:47 pm
This is your chance men of the OT

It appears she's tired of dating insanely famous people and wants someone normal. Her first husband was Sergey Brin, cofounder of Google. After she found out he was sleeping with an OT 10 on the side she divorced and her rebound boy toy was A-Rod from the Yankees. But that didn't work out and now she is focused on running her company 23andMe and raising her two kids.

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Ms. Wojcicki admits that next time, “I’d really love to date someone who’s really simple and not famous.


She's 43 and rich. This could be your chance.

Posted by TrueTiger
Chicken's most valuable
Member since Sep 2004
67990 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:48 pm to
For a billionaire?

I'm as normal as they get.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:49 pm to
I’d be her bitch.
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
7657 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:49 pm to
Would eat that butt everyday
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:50 pm to
Yep sign me up
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26611 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:50 pm to
With that kind of money, I could close my eyes and pretend...

Posted by 9001
Pools closed
Member since Jul 2017
2087 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:51 pm to
Is that the link to the application? Asking for a friend before he clicks the link.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

“I’d really love to date someone who’s really simple and not famous.


I think we need to understand her definition of "simple" and "not famous." She may be done with billionaires, but I don't expect to see her with some baw at an LSU tailgate.

And OBTW all that money is going to be behind an ironclad prenup.
This post was edited on 11/21/17 at 5:53 pm
Posted by DeathValley85
Member since May 2011
17184 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:52 pm to
She’s alright looking imo...easy task.
Posted by Hoyt
Alabama: The Beautiful
Member since Aug 2011
5394 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:54 pm to
I’d let her turn it sideways and stick it in my arse
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8377 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:54 pm to
YOu must be a younger man. To us 40 year olds that’s a decent looking woman. Having kids and getting old usually decimates a woman
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25809 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:55 pm to
Id turn into the house maid that makes her sandwiches and eats her poo. wait wut.
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12450 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:56 pm to
I would gladly disappoint her for the rest of my life
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34715 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:58 pm to
No, no, no! frick this shite.

All you cocksuckers that brag about being OT ballers, get the frick out of the way. I got this.
Posted by aVatiger
Water
Member since Jan 2006
27967 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

rebound boy toy was A-Rod from the Yankees


One of my life goals is not to contract the Jeter Herpes virus so that's a pass for me*

*ARod for sure has Jeter Herpes from sloppy seconds or just getting butt fricked by Jeter

Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101920 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:59 pm to
Two kids?

Dealbreaker.

Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98200 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 5:59 pm to
She's 43. Still childbearing age. Your best bet is to have a kid with her, then if things go south you can try to sue for custody and get child support.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36085 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 6:01 pm to
What the frick was ARod thinking, that's what I wanna know.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21935 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 6:02 pm to
Id marry it.
Posted by NikeShox
Toula Baw
Member since Sep 2016
1251 posts
Posted on 11/21/17 at 6:03 pm to
I'm already married to google. No thanks
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